I've always wanted to be a nurse and I hope someday I'll be sane enough to get back into nursing school... good to know I haven't forgotten all the things I've learned thus far, anyway :)
Chief Surgeon
You scored 84 Skills and 84 Knowledge!
Wow, you did it, all your hard work has paid off, once and for all you'll finally understand what it's like to get your feet wet, and get in there and put your top notch skills to work with that top notch brain power you have, that mommy and daddy paid for. I bet you don't even remember the days of being a freshman in college, I bet you hardly remember anything about your life before this point, for you there was no stopping you, you studied your ass off, and didn't kiss ass, or brown nose, or hell even boot lick. You are the cream of the crop, you now have the MD behind your name, wear it loud and proud! Because once you make one mistake, you'll never feel like this again. I wish the very best in your endeavors. My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 40% on Skills
You scored higher than 40% on Knowledge
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The Should you be a Doctor Test The Downer. Hmm, you scored 56% depressing!
Few friends, few enemies, well basically few people who want to deal with you at all. You are The Downer! Not invited to parties much? Parents left you to play on the freeway? Got several terminal diseases or at least want to have some? You are The Downer! Your miserable state causes pain and suffering to those around you, and the normal people will quickly decide to leave you alone. Fortunately for you the abnormal people like yourself will be drawn to you like moths to a flame. A kind of disfunctional support group will form, and people will feel better about themselves when they compare their problems to your problems. If you're happy with you life, then keep it up, you're helping other people, mainly as a scary example of how worse things could be for them.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 98% on Despair
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The How Depressing Are You Test Dispirited LonerYou scored 18 Socially Involved, 63 Alienated, 26 Contented and 14 Optimistic
Alienated, badly discontented, and mostly hopeless that things will improve. You're a lonely one. My advice is to take note of your alienation score; it's higher than it could be. Although in one sense alienation is a state in which your interests are not in harmony with others', alienation is also a psychological state in which you have trouble relating to and appreciating your world. Some aspects of your world are probably better not appreciated, while others maybe are. Nonetheless, working to transform the mind -- and/or meeting someone who understands you and shows you love -- can relieve you of a lot of alienation, thereby reducing your feelings of loneliness and raising your general level of contentment. Once this takes place, you may also find yourself more sociable, perhaps because you have less to lose by being social, since you're comfortable in the world without an additional friend.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 8% on Social Level
You scored higher than 98% on Alienation
You scored higher than 3% on Contentment
You scored higher than 4% on Optimism
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The Existential Loneliness Test written by
DarkenedOaks Finn MacCool
You scored 95 Common Sense, 77 Irish Facts, and 88 Irish Soul!
I am honored to be in your presence. You know your stuff. You are Irish in your heart. You probably talk like an Irish person after a few pints. You sing the rebel songs. You drink, and probably bleed Guinness. You may have even been interned in British Prisions. You impress (or annoy) all your friends with your vast Irish knowledge. If you are a female, I am in love. If you are a male, we are brothers. We should have a pint.
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 40% on Common Sense
You scored higher than 73% on Irish Facts
You scored higher than 73% on Irish Soul
Link:
The Ultimate TRUE IRISH Test written by
mickcollins1916