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Make them do it - Comment fest!

Mar 04, 2011 08:51

So what are you guys up for today? A little comment fest type thing?

The other day Hermette suggested a cliché fest based on the How to make Merlin/Arthur do it list. To which I said: YES! (because moar porn! *grabby hands*). Thank you to ella_bane, who agreed to be my co-host in this little fest. <3

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make them do it fest, micro drabbles

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Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it. kjp_013 March 4 2011, 15:11:21 UTC

[I don't know if this is what you meant, but I was bored so I wrote this *hides ( ... )

Re: Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it. marguerite_26 March 4 2011, 15:21:03 UTC

“Not too soon,” Draco said, with a wink at Harry.
Harry laughed. Ron did not.
HAHAHA!! Very funny. I'm so glad that Harry and Draco are very much on side with this 'random excuse for fucking' thing. :DDDD

Thanks so much for playing.

Re: Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it. kjp_013 March 6 2011, 06:36:15 UTC

Thank you! It was fun! =D

Re: Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it. geneva2010 March 4 2011, 16:45:33 UTC

O.M.G. this was hilarious! Thanks for playing and brightening my morning.

“What? I’m not your friend! Did you want to be friends?" - - AHAHAHAHA! I never thought of that "mate" synonym issue before.

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prompt marguerite_26 March 4 2011, 15:25:02 UTC

I totally need to see:

someone not believing the other one is as amazing in bed as they claim made them do it

please please please???

Re: prompt kim47 March 4 2011, 15:40:15 UTC

Oh lord, totally seconding that. I'd write it myself if I wasn't currently writing Arthur being shirtless made them do it (one of my personal favourite tropes :D)

Re: prompt marguerite_26 March 4 2011, 16:18:08 UTC

Arthur being shirtless is a fabulous plot device! I approve.

Oh, god --- that icon. LOL.

Re: prompt leashy_bebes March 4 2011, 16:33:57 UTC

oh god...well...it's friday, right? everyone stops work early on a friday...

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Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! faithwood March 4 2011, 16:00:17 UTC

This should be a cliché. Also, dammit, woman, I should be working! Your Merlin banners and the thought of H/D porn are messing with my brain!

"Filthy muggle," Draco spat, glaring at the screen and the kingly figure of Uther Pendragon.

Harry patted Draco's knee soothingly. "I'm sure Arthur won't let Uther burn Merlin at the stake."

"Arthur is another filthy muggle," Draco said with conviction. He scowled at Arthur's close-up and his pouty expression. "Look at him. He's been Confounded. At birth. Why don't these wizards just . . ." Draco made strangling motions with his hands. Harry shot him a look and Draco hastily added, "Not that I condone such behaviour, of cour - Urgh!" Draco gasped, distracted, as Prince Arthur swallowed with difficulty, staring at his imprisoned servant. "'There's nothing I can do, Merlin.'" Draco imitated Arthur's distressed tone. "Honestly! What an arse ( ... )

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Re: Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! faithwood March 4 2011, 16:21:50 UTC

♥

Heh! *twirls you*

Re: Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! marguerite_26 March 4 2011, 16:09:20 UTC

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ILUSM I CAN'T EVEN... yeah. you are utter brilliance.

"Look at him. He's been Confounded. At birth.
AHAHAHAH!!!

You didn't need to be working as much as you needed to write this fic because THE WORLD NEEDED THIS FIC!

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Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it (1/4) kim47 March 4 2011, 16:43:29 UTC

Merlin should have known it would only be a matter of time ( ... )

Re: Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it (1/4) kim47 March 4 2011, 16:43:55 UTC

He started slowly, just ghosting his hands over Arthur, spreading the ointment lightly. He brushed along the width of his shoulders, before dropping his hands a little lower and pressing his thumbs just below Arthur's shoulder blades. Arthur (unconsciously, Merlin suspected) leaned back into the touch, pushing insistently against Merlin's hands. He brought them back up to Arthur's shoulders, and began to massage in earnest. His fingers danced over Arthur's shoulders, occasionally grazing along his collar bones, before darting back up to caress the tendons of his neck. He moved his hands in broad sweeping circles across Arthur's back, enjoying the feel of Arthur's warm, pliant skin under him ( ... )

Re: Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it (3/4) kim47 March 4 2011, 16:54:16 UTC

His lips were warm and solid and annoyingly perfect, much like Arthur himself, Merlin reflected, before kissing back enthusiastically, sliding his hands, still slick with ointment, up and around Arthur's neck. He felt rather than heard Arthur growl his approval at this, and responded with a light swipe of his tongue against Arthur's lips. Arthur's mouth opened immediately, coaxing Merlin's own open, and slipping his tongue in. Merlin moaned at the feel of it, drawing Arthur even closer to him, clinging with an almost embarrassing desperation. Arthur pushed him back gently, laying him down on the bed, and pulling Arthur to lie on top of him. The kisses grew faster and dirtier and messier, and Merlin almost ( ... )

Re: Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it (4/4) kim47 March 4 2011, 16:56:39 UTC

"Do you feel more relaxed now, sire?" he teased. A muffled grunt came from Arthur, followed by a chuckle ( ... )

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Uther makes them do it! halesmoon March 4 2011, 16:44:29 UTC

Uther stared at the servant, then at the unicorn standing in the room across from them.

Gaius stepped forward. "Er, excuse me, Sire. I believe I can explain."

"You never told me your apprentice was a sorcerer," Uther accused.

"That's because he's not, Sire. He's innocent," Gaius said. He jumped when two fairies appeared next to Merlin, popping in out of nowhere and flying around his head, spreading glittery dust everywhere.

"What do you mean?"

"I mean exactly what I said. He's innocent. Very innocent. He's so pure that the purest of creatures are attracted to him," Gaius said.

Arthur stepped forward. "Wait a minute. Are you telling me that...that magical creatures are appearing all over the castle because Merlin is a virginMerlin blushed. "It's not my fault ( ... )

Re: Uther makes them do it! wanderhomeagain March 4 2011, 16:48:06 UTC

ahaha! That is amazing. FOR CAMELOT!

Re: Uther makes them do it! halesmoon March 4 2011, 17:06:21 UTC

This is what happens when I'm sleep deprived and overly caffeinated :D

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