Make them do it - Comment fest!

Mar 04, 2011 08:51

So what are you guys up for today? A little comment fest type thing?

The other day Hermette suggested a cliché fest based on the How to make Merlin/Arthur do it list. To which I said: YES! (because moar porn! *grabby hands*). Thank you to ella_bane, who agreed to be my co-host in this little fest. <3


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Uther makes them do it! halesmoon March 4 2011, 16:44:29 UTC
Uther stared at the servant, then at the unicorn standing in the room across from them.

Gaius stepped forward. "Er, excuse me, Sire. I believe I can explain."

"You never told me your apprentice was a sorcerer," Uther accused.

"That's because he's not, Sire. He's innocent," Gaius said. He jumped when two fairies appeared next to Merlin, popping in out of nowhere and flying around his head, spreading glittery dust everywhere.

"What do you mean?"

"I mean exactly what I said. He's innocent. Very innocent. He's so pure that the purest of creatures are attracted to him," Gaius said.

Arthur stepped forward. "Wait a minute. Are you telling me that...that magical creatures are appearing all over the castle because Merlin is a virgin?"

Merlin blushed. "It's not my fault!"

Arthur eyed him and shrugged. "I've said it before. What a man does in his own time - or doesn't do in your case - is his own business."

"Well if I didn't have to spend all my time taking care of you and drawing you baths and polishing your armor and mucking out your stables and...and...all the other stuff you make me do, maybe I could get laid!"

Uther turned to his son. "Is this true?"

"What? That I give him jobs to do?"

"That he doesn't have much free time?"

Arthur frowned, thinking. "Well, maybe. I don't know, it's not my job to keep an eye on him at all hours of the day."

"But he is your servant and it is your job to make sure he doesn't harm Camelot. Which he's doing by attracting magical creatures. So therefore, it is your job to correct it," Uther said, sitting back down on his throne.

"How?" Arthur looked between Merlin, the fairies, Gaius, Uther, and the unicorn, shifting nervously.

Uther eyed him.

"You want me to...to...take away his innocence?" Arthur said, blushing hotly.

"Within the hour," Uther said. When Arthur didn't move, Uther glared. "See to it, then."

Arthur opened his mouth to protest, but then paused and studied Merlin, his eyes roving up and down his servant's body.

"May I be excused from my duties for the rest of the day, father?" Arthur suddenly asked, his eyes not leaving Merlin's form.

"Surely it won't take all day to see the job through," Uther said, frowning.

"Yes father, but if the situation is as serious as you say it is, then I should do a thorough job, no?"

Uther considered for a moment before conceding. "All right, you are excused for the day. But make sure you thoroughly take his innocence."

Merlin squeaked when Arthur grabbed his wrist, pulling him out of the room.

"Come on, Merlin, let's do this," he said, grinning. "You know, for Camelot's sake."

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Re: Uther makes them do it! wanderhomeagain March 4 2011, 16:48:06 UTC
ahaha! That is amazing. FOR CAMELOT!

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Re: Uther makes them do it! halesmoon March 4 2011, 17:06:21 UTC
This is what happens when I'm sleep deprived and overly caffeinated :D

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Re: Uther makes them do it! halesmoon March 4 2011, 16:51:16 UTC
And isn't it ironic that that post just popped my comment fic cherry? :D

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Re: Uther makes them do it! marguerite_26 March 4 2011, 16:54:06 UTC
you need to be sure to be very thorough though! maybe a sequel? :)

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Re: Uther makes them do it! marguerite_26 March 4 2011, 16:52:29 UTC
For the love of Camelot, Arthur, be very very thorough. :DDDD

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Re: Uther makes them do it! kim47 March 4 2011, 16:58:39 UTC
This is actually two awesome tropes in one: Uther made them do it + for the sake of Camelot.

We all know how dedicated Arthur is to Camelot. I'm sure he'll be thorough, for her sake.

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Re: Uther makes them do it! halesmoon March 4 2011, 17:31:26 UTC
He's a good prince that way. Always thinking of his kingdom first ;-)

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Re: Uther makes them do it! halesmoon March 4 2011, 17:30:24 UTC
*\o/*

THANKS :D

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Re: Uther makes them do it! kajmere March 4 2011, 17:25:41 UTC
this might actually be the BEST thing i've ever read *giggles madly*

Oh UTHER ILU ♥

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Re: Uther makes them do it! halesmoon March 4 2011, 17:30:52 UTC
The best?!?!?!?!?!

*glomps*

The world needs more Uther :D

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For Maggie, who wanted a sequel: Uther makes them do it! Part 2 halesmoon March 4 2011, 17:28:30 UTC
Arthur and Merlin collapsed back on to the bed, Arthur landing on top of his manservant.

"You're heavy," Merlin complained, his voice muffled.

Arthur rolled off of him and scanned the room.

Merlin noticed was he was doing. "No," he said. "We're done. I'm not innocent anymore, so we can stop."

Arthur considered him for a moment. "But you might still be. I don't know, you were very innocent Merlin which means we need to devote all of today to making sure that we have saved the kingdom."

Merlin sputtered. "But, we've done it lying down, standing up, kneeling, against the wall, in the tub, over by the fireplace, on the floor, on the table, in your chair, over your chair...I think I've been thoroughly deflowered."

Arthur thought for a moment. "We haven't done it by the window," he said, before pushing Merlin against the pane of glass. The window looked out over the courtyard, where people were milling about, going on with their normal business.

"Arthur," Merlin squeaked, "people will see."

"You're blushing. You're obviously still innocent."

"No, I'm not. Arthur, don't- oh, oh" Merlin was cut off as Arthur entered his loosened hole in one quick, deep thrust.

Arthur used one hand to push against Merlin's back, making him bend forward and brace himself against the window. "I'm going to make you scream," he said huskily.

Merlin moaned as Arthur began to pound into him, each thrust driving him forward. He reached one hand down to wrap around himself, but Arthur knocked it away.

"No, Merlin. Not yet," he said, pulling all the way out until only the head of his cock was in Merlin, the thrusting forward hard enough that Merlin stumbled. He had braced one hand against the window, and the forward momentum had pushed the window forward. It swung open, and Merlin knew anyone who looked up would have a clear view of him being thoroughly fucked.

When Merlin thought he could take it no longer, he began to beg. "Please please please," he moaned in time to Arthur's thrust, "Arthur."

"Scream my name."

Merlin bit his lip, groaning as Arthur's thrusts quickened and he felt his orgasm approaching.

Arthur must have felt his body shuddering because he reached down and wrapped a hand around the base of his cock.

"No!" Merlin cried. "Please! Arthur!"

"Scream."

"Arthur!"

"Louder."

"ARTHUR!"

"I said louder Merlin. Louder!" He punctuated each command with a harsh thrust.

"ARTHUR!"

Arthur loosened his hand, stroking Merlin to a quick completion. Merlin felt warmth spread through him as Arthur followed him over.

They lay there for a moment, breathing hard, their upper bodies hanging halfway out the window. When Merlin had recovered himself enough to stand, he raised his eyes. Uther and Gaius were standing in the courtyard looking up at them, and damn it all if Uther didn't look proud of his son in that moment.

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Re: For Maggie, who wanted a sequel: Uther makes them do it! Part 2 marguerite_26 March 4 2011, 17:32:21 UTC
CAN'T BREATHE... LAUGHING... TOO... HARD... ahahahaahah!!!

That was a brilliant sequel. VERY VERY THOROUGH!!! With bonus witnesses!!!

YAY!!! Arthur loves Camelot SO FUCKING MUCH. :DDDD

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Re: For Maggie, who wanted a sequel: Uther makes them do it! Part 2 halesmoon March 4 2011, 17:35:01 UTC
The things you make me write Maggie. This is what happens when I'm sleep deprived, overly caffeinated, and procrastinating.

I'M SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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