Ha!
Madonna had her place back in the 80s and early 90s. Honestly she did. That look her stylists created which was quickly picked up by mallrat tweens across the nation was brilliant. And even though she is a disastrous singer, she was a helluva performer.
All that said I have one extra Christmas wish. Aside from good health for those I love, continued employment for those I love, etc etc, I wish Madonna would stop. Please. Just stop for the love of all things holy. You're 50! Have you looked in a mirror lately? Your bizarre muscular body frightens me. Your ridiculous cheek implants make you look like some weird cat/human hybrid from the Island of Dr. Moreau.
I'm glad you and Guy split. I think you sucked the artistic juice from his soul. He's finally making good movies again. Moves like Snatch. Not like that abysmal one he made which starred you.
Just stop. Go be a mom and bake cookies and run for hours on end on your hamster wheel and study your kaballah and talk about that one time you portrayed Eva Peron. Let us go. Leave us with the memory of the 1980s Madonna. Leave us with 'Who's that girl' and 'Desperately seeking Susan.'
I found this on www.wwtdd.com. It's a trashy celeb site that I visit from time to time. This was tagged onto the divorce settlement announcement on the site. Guy is getting around 76 million. Nice. But this was so funny I almost wet my pants:
"Good. Good you whore. I hope you lose every dime you never should have made, I hope you break your hip in those dumb boots you wear, and I hope that stupid African kid you stole bites you and gives you terrifying African disease that no one here has ever heard of."
HAHAH!! But seriously. Am I alone here?
All that said I have one extra Christmas wish. Aside from good health for those I love, continued employment for those I love, etc etc, I wish Madonna would stop. Please. Just stop for the love of all things holy. You're 50! Have you looked in a mirror lately? Your bizarre muscular body frightens me. Your ridiculous cheek implants make you look like some weird cat/human hybrid from the Island of Dr. Moreau.
I'm glad you and Guy split. I think you sucked the artistic juice from his soul. He's finally making good movies again. Moves like Snatch. Not like that abysmal one he made which starred you.
Just stop. Go be a mom and bake cookies and run for hours on end on your hamster wheel and study your kaballah and talk about that one time you portrayed Eva Peron. Let us go. Leave us with the memory of the 1980s Madonna. Leave us with 'Who's that girl' and 'Desperately seeking Susan.'
I found this on www.wwtdd.com. It's a trashy celeb site that I visit from time to time. This was tagged onto the divorce settlement announcement on the site. Guy is getting around 76 million. Nice. But this was so funny I almost wet my pants:
"Good. Good you whore. I hope you lose every dime you never should have made, I hope you break your hip in those dumb boots you wear, and I hope that stupid African kid you stole bites you and gives you terrifying African disease that no one here has ever heard of."
HAHAH!! But seriously. Am I alone here?