#18
Hello! I was just looking over some old posts and I noticed a few things. 1) I'm fun, 2) I don't post anymore, and 3)In the last 365 days, this is only post #18. That means I'm doing 1.5 posts per month, or about .38 posts per week. Take into account the fact that most of those were actually last March, and it's a lot more like one post every two months. Also, re-reading my old posts, I wonder if other people enjoy reading their own as much as I enjoy reading mine. Mine is my favorite to read. No offense. I guess it's because I write what I want to read, otherwise, why would I write it? Should I write what other people want to read? Do other people write stuff that they think sucks because they figure other people will want to read it? I mean... I guess so, but those people are called "authors." (That is a link to the 2nd best blog on the net, once you get past all the Jesus. BUY THEIR BOOKS!)
So then, yesterday was Valetine's Day, in case you'd forgotten. Did you forget? Keep up to date on
eeviolet so that you can he how I spent the day. She even took pictures. You jus- EW! You perv! Not those kind of pictures! I mean- just go take a look for fuck's sake. You just have to filter through some U2 lyrics or something, I'm sure.
But to all those who are anti-Valentine's day: I understand your pain. Also, Valentine's day is retarded. That's why I do retarded things. If you were just a little more retarded, you could enjoy the "holiday" too. I think it's fun that capitalism can invent holidays. Or take them over. Listen Charlie Brown, the angel of the lord may or may not have come upon them (hahahaha I'm 12!), but one thing I know for sure is that I like the smell of a douglas fir in my (parent's) living room, and the sound of wrapping paper being opened. Especially when it's mine. I like getting things. BUY ME THINGS! (That's the car into which Morris was abducted on 24 2 weeks ago).
OH! Which brings me to another question. So, let's say terrorists have 4 nuclear (nucyuler) suitcase bombs, and they need you to find someone who can make them operational, and they need you to do it today, so they can kill a few hundred thousand Southern Californians the same day. How much would it cost to get you to kipnap the guy and deliver him to the terrorists? Really? That much huh? Because the guy on 24 was doing it for $7 million before he was shot by his girlfriend, who wanted the $7 million for herself. $7 million?!?! Are you crazy? I mean, as much as I'd like to get rid of some large parts of LA, $7 million isn't exactly going to cut it. And this guy was driving the car linked above. Dude: you're speeding around LA in $200,000. You probably don't need the money that badly.
But I digress. Apparently 24 isn't the most believable show on TV.
Now. $7 million is a lot of money. If you were to just invest that in some index fund (NASDAQ, etc.) you would be making $630,000 per year, on average. Which would be enough for that yacht I've always wanted. Maybe even enough to stock the "galley" with booze (I'm so nautical!)
"So Peter- what are you doing this weekend?" How thoughtful of you to ask! I'm... I dunno. But the Daytona 500 is on Sunday, so I'm sure I'll have a 6-pack of Miller Lite to work with.
Now that it's finally winter, I can't wait until spring. That cute little snowstorm we had was- I'm sorry! That cute little "Nor'easter" we had (I hate the northeast) was fun. Now people can stop pining for snow. I personally can't wait for spring. Yesterday, that dreaded non-holiday, pitchers and catchers reported for the Nationals, Orioles, Giants, Mariners, Angels, Yankees (boo), Cardinals, and (lord help them they try) Cubs. The A's don't report until Friday. I assume this is because 2 of their pitchers aren't yet legal and had to have their parents sign their contracts for them of Friday. I can't wait to be warm. I can't wait to put my a/c back in, and to walk outside in shorts and a t-shirt (f-shirt for our friends with both arms on the same side).
Let's see, what sports haven't I hit yet? The Sharks are cool. OH! Scientific PROOF that the 49ers suck ass.
OK. I think I'm done. At some point, I'll let you all know about why I feel math would be easier if Romans had amputated pinkies at birth, and what this has to do with my desire for more sunshine. I'm off to buy some half-price candy. PEACE!
So then, yesterday was Valetine's Day, in case you'd forgotten. Did you forget? Keep up to date on
eeviolet so that you can he how I spent the day. She even took pictures. You jus- EW! You perv! Not those kind of pictures! I mean- just go take a look for fuck's sake. You just have to filter through some U2 lyrics or something, I'm sure.
But to all those who are anti-Valentine's day: I understand your pain. Also, Valentine's day is retarded. That's why I do retarded things. If you were just a little more retarded, you could enjoy the "holiday" too. I think it's fun that capitalism can invent holidays. Or take them over. Listen Charlie Brown, the angel of the lord may or may not have come upon them (hahahaha I'm 12!), but one thing I know for sure is that I like the smell of a douglas fir in my (parent's) living room, and the sound of wrapping paper being opened. Especially when it's mine. I like getting things. BUY ME THINGS! (That's the car into which Morris was abducted on 24 2 weeks ago).
OH! Which brings me to another question. So, let's say terrorists have 4 nuclear (nucyuler) suitcase bombs, and they need you to find someone who can make them operational, and they need you to do it today, so they can kill a few hundred thousand Southern Californians the same day. How much would it cost to get you to kipnap the guy and deliver him to the terrorists? Really? That much huh? Because the guy on 24 was doing it for $7 million before he was shot by his girlfriend, who wanted the $7 million for herself. $7 million?!?! Are you crazy? I mean, as much as I'd like to get rid of some large parts of LA, $7 million isn't exactly going to cut it. And this guy was driving the car linked above. Dude: you're speeding around LA in $200,000. You probably don't need the money that badly.
But I digress. Apparently 24 isn't the most believable show on TV.
Now. $7 million is a lot of money. If you were to just invest that in some index fund (NASDAQ, etc.) you would be making $630,000 per year, on average. Which would be enough for that yacht I've always wanted. Maybe even enough to stock the "galley" with booze (I'm so nautical!)
"So Peter- what are you doing this weekend?" How thoughtful of you to ask! I'm... I dunno. But the Daytona 500 is on Sunday, so I'm sure I'll have a 6-pack of Miller Lite to work with.
Now that it's finally winter, I can't wait until spring. That cute little snowstorm we had was- I'm sorry! That cute little "Nor'easter" we had (I hate the northeast) was fun. Now people can stop pining for snow. I personally can't wait for spring. Yesterday, that dreaded non-holiday, pitchers and catchers reported for the Nationals, Orioles, Giants, Mariners, Angels, Yankees (boo), Cardinals, and (lord help them they try) Cubs. The A's don't report until Friday. I assume this is because 2 of their pitchers aren't yet legal and had to have their parents sign their contracts for them of Friday. I can't wait to be warm. I can't wait to put my a/c back in, and to walk outside in shorts and a t-shirt (f-shirt for our friends with both arms on the same side).
Let's see, what sports haven't I hit yet? The Sharks are cool. OH! Scientific PROOF that the 49ers suck ass.
OK. I think I'm done. At some point, I'll let you all know about why I feel math would be easier if Romans had amputated pinkies at birth, and what this has to do with my desire for more sunshine. I'm off to buy some half-price candy. PEACE!