Title: Customer Service in the Food Industry
Rating: PG15 for language.
Pairing: Pairings free ( Read more... )

Title:: The Martial Art of Diplomacy
Rating: PG13
Pairing: Possible Lucci/Kaku, or maybe they're just really good at faking it ( Read more... )

Title: The World's Greatest Swordswoman
Rating: PG13 for language
Pairing: None.
Warning: Crackity crack crack.

Remember I mentioned I had a couple of silly OP fics in the works? This is number one. It's a new twist on an oooold venerated OP classic. Enjoy! In moderation, though, because this is bound to kill a few braincells with Ze Crack.

( The World's Greatest Swordswoman! (and still not a Mary Sue, perish the thought) )

The only excuse I have for this 'fic' is that it seemed like a good idea at the time. Unfortunately, since I'm mostly braindead these days, that's not saying much. I've completely stalled on my two serious fics, I spend my few free minutes a day playing stupid computer games (did finish Bioshock though, go me), and trying to find different folk ( Read more... )

A little present for Sasori_katana for this fic because it made me laugh uproariously on a Monday, of all things, and because the image jumped out at me. And because us CP9 junkies MUST stick together. I drew this quite fast (for me) so it's rough in places, but the fact I could go from sketch to finished product in a matter of 1h30 might mean I'm improving a ( Read more... )

Yet more fanart crack from yours truly. This time, I didn't only savage poor CP9, I took down Princess Tutu as well. I actually love Princess Tutu, which is not something I should be admitting if I want to keep my tough, no-nonsense semi-evil Mal image, but there ya go ( Read more... )

Title: Of CP9, Kitties and Very Bad Days ( Read more... )

Title: Ring Around
Rating: PG13 for language
Pairing:...None, technically, though there's a lot of retaliatory kissing going on.
Word count: 654
Genre: Pure humour

Scribbled this down in about an hour, but it amused me ^_^

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For Askerian, and based on her Saki-chan series. Erm, if you do not know who Saki-chan is, then you may want to skip this (no, she's not a Mary Sue). Shortish fic I wrote in a couple of hours when I had other things I needed to work on, but a grownup Saki-chan running around Konoha completely kidnapped my imagination and did strange and amoral things with ( Read more... )

Two things worthy of note: I wrote a genfic, and I wrote it in less than 3000 words, which is probably a personal record and a herald of the apocalypse. It's also a bit of a crackfic, so maybe it don't count...please enjoy, it's not meant to be taken too seriously ( Read more... )