Yet more fanart crack from yours truly. This time, I didn't only savage poor CP9, I took down Princess Tutu as well. I actually love Princess Tutu, which is not something I should be admitting if I want to keep my tough, no-nonsense semi-evil Mal image, but there ya go.
(You don't actually have to KNOW Princess Tutu to read this comic-thinger...it's pretty self-explanatory)
But first: I glanced at my user profile the other day and realized I am being watched by over 500 people. No wonder I had an itch between my shoulderblades...Though I presume a lot of them don't check my LJ often, particularly people from my GW and Naruto days, that leaves enough readers to join me in that restful sanatorium for the mildly insane when the men in the white coats eventually catch up with me. And I couldn't wish for better company ^___^
And now, for THE CRACK! (If you are wondering, yes, I am working on serious fics - 3 of them as a matter of fact - but it's slow going. Doing something like this relaxes me and makes me laugh and reminds me to not take anything too seriously).
Disclaimer: Princess Tutu character belong to Ikuko Itoh, Mizuo Shinonome, and Jun-ichi Satoh and distribution houses, while One Piece characters belong to the one and only Oda-sama, who will be in the room next to mine when I am in the sanatorium.
Dialogue is in capslocks because it'll be x-posted capslock_op. If you're going to do something insane, do it AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS. People will assume you're a case of diminished responsability and steer clear of you. Tutu photoshopped in (no, I do NOT draw that well) for convenience and to not scar people with the ugliness that would be me drawing Shoujo.