So I went to Planned Parenthood this morning for my yearly pap smear (which is ever so much fun that I'd rather have my eyeballs gouged out with a rusty spoon, because it hurts like hell, and every time the lady says that if I had sex more it wouldn't hurt as much, but even when John and I were having sex three times a day, the exam still hurt ( Read more... )

Hey everyone! I have to leave to walk to my first day of work in about 20 minutes, but first let me advertize this. My friend Ed is looking for 1000 comments in this journal entry today, so stop on by and leave him some comments. Spam him, leave anything. I know cynicallynaive complained that this was "stupid" last year, but some of us LIKE using LJ to goof ( Read more... )

My Friend Ed Rocks my socks because he has the best DVD collection in the world and he's not such a snob that he won't admit to liking a Hilary Duff movie or make snide and snobby comments like he's better than everyone else in the world because his personal theories and opinions about movies are somehow superior. Ed is a good dad which really ( Read more... )