So I went to Planned Parenthood this morning for my yearly pap smear (which is ever so much fun that I'd rather have my eyeballs gouged out with a rusty spoon, because it hurts like hell, and every time the lady says that if I had sex more it wouldn't hurt as much, but even when John and I were having sex three times a day, the exam still hurt ( Read more... )

Salmonella saps all your energy and you feel like shit for days afterward. I recommend you never get it.

Oooh, I got a care package in the mail from charmcityhippie and bohemianeditor. Woot! Thanks you guys! Thia was awesome of you! Now my bed in a bag just needs to come (why is it still in Kentucky after a week?) I hope it comes tomorrow so I can do my laundry on ( Read more... )