Let's all gather around and appreciate my mouth
I've pretty much been sucking on a cough drop all week. This morning, whilst driving in, I was sucking on a coffee drop while drinking my iced coffee. Oh, the refreshingment! Anyway, eventually, the coffee ran out, and I started consuming the ice*. A short while later, I remembered that I had a cough drop in my mouth, but yet somehow I wasn't chewing it up with the ice. All on its own, without any thoughts from me, my tongue had been sorting the ice from the cough drop, moving the cough drop to a safe area, while letting me chomp along happily on the ice. Wow! Behold the awesome powers of my mouth!
*That's right; I'm an unrepentant ice eater. It truth, its a necessary evil** since without some kind of cooling my blazing infernal soul would rapidly burn up the flesh into which I have been bound.
**Actually, all the evils I commit are necessary evils. Necessary in the sense that they further my ultimate plans. I'm not some idly evil being, being evil just cuz. If you are looking for someone like that, you should check with a demon. This entity is all devil***, through and through.
***Ok, technically, while I was forged from the burning heart of darkness in the moment before the first tick of time, there was a little bit of whimsy and coffee included in the mix. You can't really fashion anything out of pure burning darkness - it would be too fleeting. The whimsy and coffee mix made it into an alloy, with a strength about a thousand times that of standard soul thread. The spirit cleavers issued to the common demon foot soldiers would shatter before making the slightest nick in me. Yet, I'm still silky soft.
*That's right; I'm an unrepentant ice eater. It truth, its a necessary evil** since without some kind of cooling my blazing infernal soul would rapidly burn up the flesh into which I have been bound.
**Actually, all the evils I commit are necessary evils. Necessary in the sense that they further my ultimate plans. I'm not some idly evil being, being evil just cuz. If you are looking for someone like that, you should check with a demon. This entity is all devil***, through and through.
***Ok, technically, while I was forged from the burning heart of darkness in the moment before the first tick of time, there was a little bit of whimsy and coffee included in the mix. You can't really fashion anything out of pure burning darkness - it would be too fleeting. The whimsy and coffee mix made it into an alloy, with a strength about a thousand times that of standard soul thread. The spirit cleavers issued to the common demon foot soldiers would shatter before making the slightest nick in me. Yet, I'm still silky soft.