Not many things are new to me
In the world of raunchy things, there is not much of which I have not seen or heard. However, my spam mail had a new one for me this morning. Cock Porridge. Cock. Porridge. I didn't even really see this for more than a second. My eyes just scanned down the list to make sure there wasn't any ligit mail in there, and I clicked the empty button - but as I did this expression was stuck in my brain. I... it's just too damn visual for me. Now, I'm imagining a girl dressed like Goldilocks, having a bowl of porridge emptied slowly over her face, and her saying "Mmmm... just right!"
Hrmm? What was I talking about? Coffee? Yes, coffee is good.
Hrmm? What was I talking about? Coffee? Yes, coffee is good.