Jun 23, 2008 02:49
Kementurh: Maybe you were a whore in a past life.
Cannibal: omg lol
Kementurh: An overworked and TALENTED whore.
Cannibal: Maybe you were a dandy in a past life.
Kementurh: Naw, I think I was a dung beetle.
Cannibal: I think I was some sort of sexually depraved jungle beast.
Cannibal: A dung beetle???
Kementurh: I like rolling things into balls.
Kementurh: And burying them in the ground.
Cannibal: lol
Kementurh: With my legs in the air and my hands pushing against the hard earth.
Kementurh: It's one hell of a work out.
Kementurh: All the while dodging predators...
Cannibal: I once rolled a man into a ball and buried him in my back yard. O_o
Kementurh: Is that why you moved?
Cannibal: yes
Cannibal: yes it was
Kementurh: LOL!!!!
Cannibal: I needed greener pastures.