“If this happens I’ll stab my eyes out with a spork” Ship: Tristan DuGrey/basic human decency

“You are one sick bastard” Ship: Kirk/Logan [Come on. Admit it. You would die of hysteria overdose. You would.]

“I dabble a little” Ship: Paris/Doyle [Every time I see them telling the “I used to be sleeping with the editor of the Yale Daily News ( Read more... )

I have a Calculus midterm in 45 minutes, so I really shouldn't be online. Especially since I just watched the new Glee promo--"Keep Holding On," which is Avril and so usually subject to scorn, except it's Glee and it was wonderful--and promptly burst into tears upon viewing.

WTF, brain. Now I need to go stop sniffling and study the proof for the ( Read more... )

Having spent an inordinate amount of time watching television on my laptop today--from about 5:00 pm to midnight, basically, which is extremely sad but also somewhat dedicated, I'd like to think--I think I can say with minor certainty that this new season . . . really isn't as awesome as I expected. Ratings out of four stars.

I mean, Glee is epic on ( Read more... )

HOLY FUCKING MERLIN TRAILER, BATMAN.

NEVER BEORE HAS THERE BEEN A POST WORTHY OF CAPSLOCK TREATMENT. THIS IS THAT POST.

IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. GO WATCH IT. NOW. AND DIE A HAPPY, HAPPY DEATH OF HYSTERIA.

SO. DAMN. EXCITED. I THINK I'M MORE EXCITED ABOUT THIS THAN I AM THE SPN TRAILER WITH THE ANOREXIC URIEL AND THE ( Read more... )

Who cares about class when you can spend an hour trolling through DeviantArt, looking at some really hot Dick Grayson fanart ( Read more... )

Having spent a lot of valuable insomniac time on IMDB looking at the new season of movie trailers, I think I can honestly say that I am not impressed.

Hollywood's new darling SFX-military love child--Avatar--made me cringe. There was literal, actual cringing at the CGI effects, which are cool by themselves but looking incredibly fake when being ( Read more... )

Oh my god the new Supernatural trailer is giving me goosebumps of awesomeness. I realize this is SPN and so it can start off good or it can start off terrible, but--right now I'm leaning towards stellarly awesome. Check out the shots of Jo, a guy who looks like an anorexic Uriel, and Castiel setting a cripple on fire. I'm sure other important ( Read more... )

I just started watching Leverage last week--and holy shit, how did I not know about this show? It's so adorkable and it wants so badly to be witty and be taken seriously along with all the other children. Parker with her inability to interact with other people and Elliot being Elliot and therefore kind of incredibly hot but also terminally confused ( Read more... )

Just saw Alice in Wonderland teaser trailer.

ZOMG, so excited. Seriously, even though I'm confused about the timeline and I don't understand if Helena Bonham Carter is the Red Queen, the Queen of Hearts, or a random hybrid and why is Johnny Depp like twenty feet tall during the teatime scene? but none of it matters because I AM SO PUMPED.

God, really?

So apparently the Green Lantern casting candidates are out, and our choices are . . . Bradley Cooper, Ryan Reynolds, or Justin Timberlake. And as I highly doubt Ryan Reynolds is going to give up Deadpool--or, more accurately, be allowed to give up Deadpool, because GL's certainly got a bigger fanbase and name-recognition, but I'm sure ( Read more... )