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[The feed starts abruptly, showing the coolkid here with a passive expression on his face where shades settled hiding his eyes. It's impossible to imagine what he's thinking, but he's looking at the books scattered on the bed and most specifically at the letter. In a flash the feed cuts off, though not before switching functions and the red text
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classiest motherfucker in this magic school
the definition of classy
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gets shit tiring to remind people
all high up on their horse
so who are you
another poor sap pulled into this fuckfest i presume
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That said,
It's nice to see I wasn't singled out from our universe,
And you'd be right in assuming that my curiosity is dangerously piqued by this Castle.
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as it is said in the prophecy of the flightiest of broads
timey wimey just cant be explained and screw those crocodiles they had it coming
its simple really just say its a game and welp all questions answered
this is different
sup lalonde
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A game that incited the destruction of the entire planet Earth.
I'd say that's on par to being summoned to a castle full of Wizards.
Are you up for indulging me in the quelling of some of my ignorance, Strider?
I've been combing the various corridors and dungeons and have come up with a few inquiries.
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you are just far too comfortable being enclosed in a wizardy castle
maybe your dreams of wizardy porno will come true
all these dicks blasting magic at each other
but enough about your wizard phallic fantasies shoot your inquiries away
stray from the blabbing bits though
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1 4M GL4D YOU 4R3 H3R3
NOW YOU C4N F1N4LLY T4K3 M3 TO SCHOOL
T34CH M3 HOW TO DO STUP1D HUM4N TH1NGS D4V3!
>:]
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hold up back up i must be seeing shit here
oh nope just a troll
sup tz
so you ready for horseshit magic school
though im as blind as you when it comes to what we do around here
no pun intended
so well be learning together it seems
but sure ill teach you some legit cool human things
well be starsky and hutch tearing through the school
watch out justice is here to serve
and the dish is super hot
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BUT 1F JUST1C3 1S 1NVOLV3D 1 W1LL B3 TH3R3!!!
W3 C4N B3 4 DYN4M1C V1G1L4NT3 DUO
TH4T WORKS FOR YOU R1GHT D4V3
>8D
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good enough
how you feeling for the human world
you all up for licking every shit
fyi not everything is sweet and candy delicious
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Trying to match the decor?
[ A pause, and then he adds on as if in second thought. ]
What the hell are you talking about anyway?
[ He got some of all that, but stumbled on the acronyms which won't be used for probably another fifty or sixty years... ]
Bu-twa? [ An attempt at "btw". ] Coco puff? How 'bout trying some damn English, given we're, y'know... In England. Scotland. Close enough.
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Yup you know how it is.
What. Can you not read? What is there not to get about being snatched up and shoved ass first into a magic school.
[...] You cannot be serious. Unless I'm sprouting tentacles from my mouth and talking denizen shit I'm pretty sure what I'm speaking right now is English. That's 'by the way' and cereal, you live under the oldest rock on Earth or something? Bffs with cavemen and dinosaurs, oh shit party in the old age shit is gonna get serious.
[Yeah, flattest tone.]
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[ An annoyed huff. ]
Last I checked, Munich's not under that particular rock and I've never heard of whatever the hell a "bee-eff-eff" is.
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Munich. [might be a pause before he's moving on] "Bee-eff-eff." Best friends forever. Wow how old are you, do I have to tell you the definition of slang. Look I ain't a walking dictionary, I'm not gonna hold your hand and pap you every time you get shit confused by a word.
This is the twentieth century, best to learn some modern words before you're flung off the ride.
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What what. Can't read? Too much cherry red goodness for your tastes? No comprehendo muchacho?
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