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[The feed starts abruptly, showing the coolkid here with a passive expression on his face where shades settled hiding his eyes. It's impossible to imagine what he's thinking, but he's looking at the books scattered on the bed and most specifically at the letter. In a flash the feed cuts off, though not before switching functions and the red text
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That said,
It's nice to see I wasn't singled out from our universe,
And you'd be right in assuming that my curiosity is dangerously piqued by this Castle.
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as it is said in the prophecy of the flightiest of broads
timey wimey just cant be explained and screw those crocodiles they had it coming
its simple really just say its a game and welp all questions answered
this is different
sup lalonde
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A game that incited the destruction of the entire planet Earth.
I'd say that's on par to being summoned to a castle full of Wizards.
Are you up for indulging me in the quelling of some of my ignorance, Strider?
I've been combing the various corridors and dungeons and have come up with a few inquiries.
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you are just far too comfortable being enclosed in a wizardy castle
maybe your dreams of wizardy porno will come true
all these dicks blasting magic at each other
but enough about your wizard phallic fantasies shoot your inquiries away
stray from the blabbing bits though
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I'm having an extremely tough time keeping it together here.
And with the mental images you're producing it seems you've been dealing with the same issue.
Let's hope it doesn't persist into your dreams this time.
I'll make this brief so that you can get back to conjuring even more homoerotic situations you think I might find palpable.
Where on the timeline are you from? What was the last occurrence before you showed up here.
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yeah i have a secret underlying fetish for wizards
getting all hot and bothered
just cant get any more ironic than that
it blows my mind how you figure this shit out
your therapy methods are so amazing
only not so dont start with that
anyways
i was about to go meet up with harley at lofaf
suppose to help her hunt for frogs but dumbledick decided its a time for wizards and not frogs
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I'll leave my analysis there for the moment, we can resume the session when you're in a less emphatic mood.
I'm probably not far off from that point.
I was on LOHAC examining the beat mesa.
Semi-alignment is encouraging, I guess.
Would you feel reassured if I told you I'm certain that, as we stand right now, we are existing outside of the temporal envelope?
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not far off though huh that isnt confusing
what about egbert and harley
what happened with them
since were here and all then theyve gotta be here too right
most likely running around and gaping at everything and touching things like four year olds
...
wait
what
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It'd be wise not to discount the possibility that the two of us are the sole members from our universe to be summoned.
It's the nature of the spell, or so I can surmount from the brevity of what I've been able to discover.
Removed from our universe, we're now outside it's temporal envelope,
Therefore what is happening there is stalled for our removal.
Should we return, we'd be resuming at the exact same point we left the temporal envelope respectively.
This is mostly informed conjecture, but I've suspected that I'm on point.
It's a rough summary, I know, but you've assured me in the past that you "get shit" about time and hopefully we can simply "roll with it."
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honorable righteous heroes bullshit
you know if anyone fits that description its egbert
so either theyre here or they made a mistake thats all it is to it
stalled
ok so youre saying while our asses is in magic school the game is on a pause screen
gotta beat this game before were loaded back in
press continue and we can resume our shit instead of catching the game over
alright sounds legit and time is like my companion my amigo my compadre sitting side by side to worlds end and back
stopping here and there for those delicious crunchy ironic tacos that need to be consumed
time cant get enough of it
basically yeah i get shit about it
so we just gotta sit tight and roll with school
guess well have to do the whole when in rome do as the romanians do
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Or maybe you're correct.
Or maybe Dumbledore is as enthused with irony as you and (arguably) your brother are.
Regardless, it's too soon to say.
It's "do as the Romans do," but I get what you're saying.
Roll we shall, Strider. We will leave no hallowed corridor, no desecrated dungeon untraveled. We will encompass ourselves around each and every one of this castle's mysteries, brick by brick until we find a way to get back into our Session.
Perhaps you'd like to take a walk around the castle with me? It's not often we're within a few hundred feet of each other while not clad in gaudy purple pajamas.
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fine whatever doesnt matter if theyre here or not
not like they can get in any trouble back in the game
romans romanians
same shit
sounds like a pretty thoughtout plan well go incognito and figure this shit out
where making this hapen lalonde
wanna stride with the strider huh
i dont know ill have to check my schedule cause im so damn busy what with everyone wanting a piece of this
yeah sure why the hell not
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I'll meet you outside of your dormitory, seeing as I probably have the lay of the land down more coherently than yourself.
Which "house" were you sorted into?
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you are learning well young jedi
gryffindor
apparently i look good with lions
and red and gold
anyways see you
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(Oh wait, I already know that one.)
[That's the last of her messages as she embarks on a rather tedious journey towards Gryffindor tower. God damn this place is huge. It takes a while, but she eventually, several minutes later, tracks Dave down.
She gives her ectobro a simple wave and a light, almost invisible smile. It didn't take her long to accommodate herself into the school's dress code, now clad in a pleated skirt, white shirt, and a Slytherin necktie.]
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Chances were he might have been disgruntled about there being a 'dress code'. But he changed into his own house, probably ironic a coolkid would wear it anyways, simple black pants with a white shirt and a Gryffindor necktie. Hands were stuffed into his pockets, the boy leaning nearby against a wall before giving a slight nod in her direction and pushing off once she showed up.]
Sup.
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