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Fans amaze me sometimes.
what also amazes me... is that I even have fans to begin with.
I'm no Tony Stark.
Whats there to lose your panties over...?

I found another me on Twitter ( Read more... )

LOTS of shit going down. So I'm gonna try and keep it brief ( Read more... )

So here I am all happy and shit thinking that this Jeremy Véron garbage is done with, then it's like I get kicked in the balls with a total cheap shot from the bastard. Perry's bedroom is locked, he's pissed at me beyond belief, Harmony's in the guest room.... So I'm stuck on the couch... Alone ( Read more... )

So... Dabney's party was all good until Perry ended up with the drugs that were clearly meant for me. Now I know that sentence probably makes me sound like a drug addict, that I ordered drugs and then they just happened to end up with Perry and not me. But that's so not it.

Basically iblametonystark  (Otherwise known as Mr. Bruce Wayne) came along to the party, ( Read more... )

How does going to grab a magazine from a 7-11 end up with being stuck in a car that you cant get out of? Someone help me understand this, because, IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE ( Read more... )

PERRY PROPOSED TO ME!!
I think it's safe to say I never saw that coming, I mean, fuck... It took quite a bit of convincing (near begging) on my part in order for the guy to give me a chance with one damn date.

Holyshitfuck...

I said yes by the way. <3
And with saying yes pissed off a very annoying man; Mr. Véron, who can fucking shove it.

lol what the fuck is this shit?

Cleverbot: I'm happy because you're a furry.

User: I AM NOT A FURRY! WTF?!

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: I'm a guy...

Cleverbot: Well, I'm Batman. Beat that.

User: LIES!

Cleverbot: Are not!

User: I know Batman personally, you, are a liar.

Cleverbot: What do you think about physics ( Read more... )

If a guy wearing a dress/skirt is labeled cross dressing... What about a girl wearing pants...?
Is that not the same sort of thing?
:/

Some sketchy shit is going down here in Gotham... I'll figure out what it is eventually but right now I'm just a little relieved ( Read more... )