I'm High on Life...And White-Out!!!
Yeah...not much going on at work today. What's that you say? A MEME?!?!? Huzzah!!!!!
FOUR JOBS YOU'VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE
1. Tax Preparer
2. Sex Shop Customer Service Representative ("Would you be needing any lube with that today, sir?")
3. Barista
4. Administrative Assistant
FOUR MOVIES YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER
1. Terror Firmer. It's my cleaning soundtrack movie.
2. Donnie Darko.
3. Showgirls. Nomi's got heat.
4. Most movies I like, I can watch several times in one day. I've seen some hundreds of times.
FOUR PLACES YOU'VE LIVED
1. Las Vegas, NV
2. Reno NV
3. Frisco, TX
4. Dallas, TX...I don't get around much, really.
FOUR TV SHOWS YOU LOVE TO WATCH (currently on-air)
1. Lost
2. Project Runway (shut up.)
3. Trauma: Life in the E.R.
4. Real Time with Bill Maher (just on hiatus, nit-pickers)
FOUR PLACES YOU'VE BEEN ON VACATION
1. Denver, CO
2. Los Angeles/Orange County, CA
3. San Francisco, CA
4. Black Rock Playa
FOUR WEBSITES YOU VISIT DAILY
1. LiveJournal
2. Many, many blogs
3. Disinfo
4. Craigslist
FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS
1. Japanese
2. Thai (especially tom kah goong and some cool fresh spring rolls)
3. West-coast Mexican food. I'd rip off a man's leg and beat him with it if he were standing between me and a bowl of albondigas soup right now. I mean, WTF?!?!? Can there be ONE restaurant that serves albondigas in lieu of, or even in addition to, the ever-present fucking tortilla soup? A bitch needs balls in her soup from time to time!!!
4. Cake
FOUR PLACES YOU'D RATHER BE RIGHT NOW
1. Somewhere with albondigas soup
2. In Austin, at the lottery office, receiving a GIANT FUCKING CHECK and preparing to board a plane to Vegas with several dozen of my closest friends
3. At the zoo
4. Getting a massage
FOUR JOBS YOU'VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE
1. Tax Preparer
2. Sex Shop Customer Service Representative ("Would you be needing any lube with that today, sir?")
3. Barista
4. Administrative Assistant
FOUR MOVIES YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER
1. Terror Firmer. It's my cleaning soundtrack movie.
2. Donnie Darko.
3. Showgirls. Nomi's got heat.
4. Most movies I like, I can watch several times in one day. I've seen some hundreds of times.
FOUR PLACES YOU'VE LIVED
1. Las Vegas, NV
2. Reno NV
3. Frisco, TX
4. Dallas, TX...I don't get around much, really.
FOUR TV SHOWS YOU LOVE TO WATCH (currently on-air)
1. Lost
2. Project Runway (shut up.)
3. Trauma: Life in the E.R.
4. Real Time with Bill Maher (just on hiatus, nit-pickers)
FOUR PLACES YOU'VE BEEN ON VACATION
1. Denver, CO
2. Los Angeles/Orange County, CA
3. San Francisco, CA
4. Black Rock Playa
FOUR WEBSITES YOU VISIT DAILY
1. LiveJournal
2. Many, many blogs
3. Disinfo
4. Craigslist
FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS
1. Japanese
2. Thai (especially tom kah goong and some cool fresh spring rolls)
3. West-coast Mexican food. I'd rip off a man's leg and beat him with it if he were standing between me and a bowl of albondigas soup right now. I mean, WTF?!?!? Can there be ONE restaurant that serves albondigas in lieu of, or even in addition to, the ever-present fucking tortilla soup? A bitch needs balls in her soup from time to time!!!
4. Cake
FOUR PLACES YOU'D RATHER BE RIGHT NOW
1. Somewhere with albondigas soup
2. In Austin, at the lottery office, receiving a GIANT FUCKING CHECK and preparing to board a plane to Vegas with several dozen of my closest friends
3. At the zoo
4. Getting a massage