She's Mighty Mighty...Pissed
Does anyone have any hints as to where a girl who is..."endowed" can find a fucking dress up in this piece? I'm trying to be fancy n' shit on New Year's Eve, and I'm becoming extremely frustrated. Dress fits below the tatas? Then it won't zip, or will zip VERY GRUDGINGLY and prevent me from doing certain minor things, like bending over or breathing. Dress fits the tatas? Looks like a baggy flannel nightgown everywhere else. I know that there are women out there who have boobs. I know them. I LOVE THEM!! Where the hell do they shop?!?!? At this point, I'd gladly settle for a t-shirt with some sparkliness on it, or a spiffy shrug or something. If you've seen a good piece fitting that description, or a magical short-girl-with-tig-ol'-bitties store somewhere, please let me know. Me, and my girls, will be in debt to you.