Isn't 42 after all. It's brain bleach. Let me explain...

Via Newscientist according to Conservapedia, E no longer equals MC squared

Read the whole thing - it's boggling. But if you can't/don't want to, here's my brief analysis/piss-take...

( under a cut, because I'm verbose )

Via clanwilliam: The Daily Mail's secret formula is revealed.

Oh God, Sniff Petrol, I ♥ you.

Letter F next to leave F1?

Dear friendslist,

I've just had the most weird pizza ordering conversation evar. When ordering a second custom pizza for myself, cuvalwen and guvngladys, the pizzaman couldn't stop laughing at me. So tell me, oh friendslist, is chicken tandoori, chicken tikka, mango, mushroom and broccoli such an absurd topping combo???

Yours, bewildered...

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( After some comments today, I think I ought to warn - this is actually supposed to be humourous... )

Is it sad to feel a moment of pride when I manage to achieve a new record of 7 minutes, 15 seconds for setting up a purchase order? (That's from entering the PO, through QA and through the Budget Authoriser ( Read more... )