In the locker room at the Prospect Park Y:

A: I saw the uh, the one where... it was fucking funny. Really fucking funny.
B: It was like a parody of Walk the Line, right?
A: Yeah. Really fucking funny. How was The Bucket List?
B: I saw it last night. I loved it. Fucking hilarious.

I got my mom a Kitchenaide mixer for Christmas, knowing that although she's always wanted there will be a layer of dust on it the next time I come home. To get the ball rolling, I have been trying to find bread recipes to utilize the dough hook. The problem is that the world has gone no-knead crazy! Everything is a wet dough that needs more ( Read more... )

Two things:

1. Went wwoofing, and the whiny rhetorical question that sums up my trip is: why can't I have an olive farm on the French riviera?


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I am subletting my room from Nov 1 - Dec 15 (dates slightly flexible.) The best way I can describe it is that it's the best room in Brooklyn and you could fit about 7 sewing machine work stations up in here. But please do not think this is an invitation to make a sweatshop. Also, please do not think I am joking, I really am subletting my room ( Read more... )

If you were to walk by my desk at any given part of the day, you might think I have the eating habbits of a horse, or a rabbit. Today, a slow moving, slow chewing panda, as I eat purslane, a remarkably eucalyptus-like wild vegetable.


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Things I learned today in the Metro-Spuyten Duyvil (spelling: unknown) is not only a difficult to pronounce bar in Williamsburg, it is also a neighborhood in the Bronx ( Read more... )

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I just ordered a Roomba! The future will be in my living room if anyone wants to sit back and drink some beer and watch it clean smart.