Dear Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October ragnymph1718 and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Friday I donated bone marrow to alaana_fair in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last month I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In November I set samaelthekind's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Sunday I broke moonflower_rose's X-Box (-12 points).
Overall, I've been nice (96 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
lyfeisoverrated