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I enjoyed the ScienceFail!survey wank very much. The erudite comments on the gross stupidity and the comments that just pointed with words and laughed. And there were lots of satisfying graphics of the Fail! Good times.
Now, Affectionate Women Pictures for those who would enjoy it.
Next, I meme because I can.
1. First thing you wash in the shower?
My hands.
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
I don't have one mostly because I don't like things on my head and I don't live in a climate that requires them.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Probably not.
4. Do you plan outfits?
Only so far as I put on what ever knit top takes my fancy that day. Or if I have to wear one of my better pair of pants for some reason that day.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Full and glad I have two days off in front of me.
6. What's the closest thing to you that's red?
A foam thing to rest my arm as I mouse. It says "CompUSA". I think they're out of business now.
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
I was working alone at my old job on a Saturday night and one of our big hospitals called and said they needed somebody to come over, omg rightaway, to give a lecture on epidemiology. I was, like, okay, sure, I'll see what I can do. (Because it was that kind of job).
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
No.
9. What are you craving right now?
Cooler weather.
10. Do you floss?
Yes, strangely enough I do.
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Cole slaw.
12. Are you emotional?
Not on the surface.
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
I have a habit of counting.
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Both.
15. Do you like your hair?
Yes, hairdressers always remark about the nice, unusual color. And it's very, very thick.
16. Do you like yourself?
I find myself amusing.
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
The temptation to stab him with a fork would be overwhelming, so no.
18. What are you listening to right now?
The neighbors.
19. Are your parents strict?
No, they're dead.
20. Would you go sky diving?
Why not?
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
There aren't words enough to say how much I dislike cottage cheese.
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
At cons.
23. Do you rent movies often?
Me and Netflix are joined at the hip.
25. How many countries have you visited?
Canada, Ireland, England, France, Holland
26. Have you made a prank phone call?
No.
27. Ever been on a train?
Yes.
28. Brown or white eggs?
Either
29. Do you have a cell-phone?
No. I'm in the running to be the last American not to have one. Wish me luck.
30. Do you use chapstick?
No.
31. Do you own a gun?
NO.
32. Can you use chopsticks?
Rather badly.
33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
My cats. My tv. My computer.
34. Are you too forgiving?
No. I don't really hold grudges but when I'm done with you, I'm done.
35. Ever been in love?
Maybe
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
The cats are eating and sleeping. And pooping.
37. Ever have cream puffs?
Yes. Do you have some? Will you give them to me? Yes?
39. What was the last question you asked?
Do you want the cash box?
40. Favorite time of the year?
Any time that isn't hot.
41. Do you have any tattoos?
No.
42. Are you sarcastic?
I drip sarcasm.
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Yes. It was okay.
44. Ever walked into a wall?
Why yes, yes I have.
45. Favorite color?
Blue
46. Have you ever slapped someone?
No. I threw an iron at somebody once.
47. Is your hair curly?
It has a little wave.
48. What was the last CD you bought?
Pink's latest, I think.
49. Do looks matter?
The kind you give or the kind you have?
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Cheaters are always liars and they're greedy. I can't be bothered.
51. Is your phone bill sky high?
I hate the phone and only use it to call the automated bank balance thingy.
52. Do you like your life right now?
No. I'm hoping after the new year, things will be better.
53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
No, I have to have quiet, total quiet to fall asleep.
54. Can you handle the truth?
Yes. I prefer it.
55. Do you have good vision?
Only if something is less than a foot away.
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Yes. But they're politicians or people who want to make other people miserable.
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
If I can avoid it, I will.
58. The last person you held hands with?
Who remembers.
59. What are you wearing right now?
Very little. It's hot.
60. What is your favorite animal?
I like 'em all but I love elephants.
61. Where was your default picture taken at?
This is meaningless to me.
62. Can you hula hoop?
Probably not.
63. Do you have a job?
Yes, for my sins.
64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
A truckload of food from Trader Joe's.
65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
If I have, I've forgotten it.
And lastly, Happy Birthday to lillianmorgan wherever you are. 8 ]
Now, Affectionate Women Pictures for those who would enjoy it.
Next, I meme because I can.
1. First thing you wash in the shower?
My hands.
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
I don't have one mostly because I don't like things on my head and I don't live in a climate that requires them.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Probably not.
4. Do you plan outfits?
Only so far as I put on what ever knit top takes my fancy that day. Or if I have to wear one of my better pair of pants for some reason that day.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Full and glad I have two days off in front of me.
6. What's the closest thing to you that's red?
A foam thing to rest my arm as I mouse. It says "CompUSA". I think they're out of business now.
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
I was working alone at my old job on a Saturday night and one of our big hospitals called and said they needed somebody to come over, omg rightaway, to give a lecture on epidemiology. I was, like, okay, sure, I'll see what I can do. (Because it was that kind of job).
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
No.
9. What are you craving right now?
Cooler weather.
10. Do you floss?
Yes, strangely enough I do.
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Cole slaw.
12. Are you emotional?
Not on the surface.
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
I have a habit of counting.
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Both.
15. Do you like your hair?
Yes, hairdressers always remark about the nice, unusual color. And it's very, very thick.
16. Do you like yourself?
I find myself amusing.
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
The temptation to stab him with a fork would be overwhelming, so no.
18. What are you listening to right now?
The neighbors.
19. Are your parents strict?
No, they're dead.
20. Would you go sky diving?
Why not?
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
There aren't words enough to say how much I dislike cottage cheese.
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
At cons.
23. Do you rent movies often?
Me and Netflix are joined at the hip.
25. How many countries have you visited?
Canada, Ireland, England, France, Holland
26. Have you made a prank phone call?
No.
27. Ever been on a train?
Yes.
28. Brown or white eggs?
Either
29. Do you have a cell-phone?
No. I'm in the running to be the last American not to have one. Wish me luck.
30. Do you use chapstick?
No.
31. Do you own a gun?
NO.
32. Can you use chopsticks?
Rather badly.
33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
My cats. My tv. My computer.
34. Are you too forgiving?
No. I don't really hold grudges but when I'm done with you, I'm done.
35. Ever been in love?
Maybe
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
The cats are eating and sleeping. And pooping.
37. Ever have cream puffs?
Yes. Do you have some? Will you give them to me? Yes?
39. What was the last question you asked?
Do you want the cash box?
40. Favorite time of the year?
Any time that isn't hot.
41. Do you have any tattoos?
No.
42. Are you sarcastic?
I drip sarcasm.
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Yes. It was okay.
44. Ever walked into a wall?
Why yes, yes I have.
45. Favorite color?
Blue
46. Have you ever slapped someone?
No. I threw an iron at somebody once.
47. Is your hair curly?
It has a little wave.
48. What was the last CD you bought?
Pink's latest, I think.
49. Do looks matter?
The kind you give or the kind you have?
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Cheaters are always liars and they're greedy. I can't be bothered.
51. Is your phone bill sky high?
I hate the phone and only use it to call the automated bank balance thingy.
52. Do you like your life right now?
No. I'm hoping after the new year, things will be better.
53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
No, I have to have quiet, total quiet to fall asleep.
54. Can you handle the truth?
Yes. I prefer it.
55. Do you have good vision?
Only if something is less than a foot away.
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Yes. But they're politicians or people who want to make other people miserable.
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
If I can avoid it, I will.
58. The last person you held hands with?
Who remembers.
59. What are you wearing right now?
Very little. It's hot.
60. What is your favorite animal?
I like 'em all but I love elephants.
61. Where was your default picture taken at?
This is meaningless to me.
62. Can you hula hoop?
Probably not.
63. Do you have a job?
Yes, for my sins.
64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
A truckload of food from Trader Joe's.
65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
If I have, I've forgotten it.
And lastly, Happy Birthday to lillianmorgan wherever you are. 8 ]