Oh, I'm stupid, right?
I have something to say to the advertising industry: You're not fooling me. Some other folks might fall this latest ploy, but not me.
What ploy, you ask? Simple: there is no such thing as a "partial zero-emission vehicle". There just isn't. Either it's zero-emission or it isn't. If you want to call it "low-emission" that's fine. Better than fine; it's actually true. But when you claim the car you're trying to sell me is "partial zero-emission", you're bullshitting me. And I don't appreciate that shit at all.
And while I'm on the subject, I'd like to tell the good folks at Safeway something: there is no such thing as a "semi-boneless" leg of lamb. Either it has bones, or it doesn't. It isn't hard to grasp. Unless you're trying to bullshit me too. And we've already covered how I feel about that.
What ploy, you ask? Simple: there is no such thing as a "partial zero-emission vehicle". There just isn't. Either it's zero-emission or it isn't. If you want to call it "low-emission" that's fine. Better than fine; it's actually true. But when you claim the car you're trying to sell me is "partial zero-emission", you're bullshitting me. And I don't appreciate that shit at all.
And while I'm on the subject, I'd like to tell the good folks at Safeway something: there is no such thing as a "semi-boneless" leg of lamb. Either it has bones, or it doesn't. It isn't hard to grasp. Unless you're trying to bullshit me too. And we've already covered how I feel about that.