Aside from the great opportunities it affords us dirty old women (I just wrote "odd" instead of "old", and it applies just as well), skirts on men have always been a good idea ( Read more... )

I don't usually quote full articles. This one is so short there is not much to do with it. I can't figure out how to say it any better. My question is, um, didn't the guy know that you don't get milk out of , er, there?

Accused says he was just milking goat

Fri Aug 10, 9:54 PM ET - Yahoo News / APTACOMA, Wash. - A man accused of having sex with ( Read more... )