Yes! It's Squirrel Fishing!

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There is a new supermarket that opened near here. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain ( Read more... )

A gentleman, fresh out of gift ideas, bought his mother-in-law a large plot in an expensive cemetery. On her next birthday, he bought her nothing.

She was quick to comment on his thoughtlessness. The gentleman said, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I gave you last year."

We finished watching Kamichu the other day. It's a cute series targeted for teenage girls. Lines like, "This wish says 'please help me with my girlfriend'. Wait, it's from the Prime Minister... isn't he married?" makes it a little unsuitable for some ages ( Read more... )

The 'Middle Wife' by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher

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Not all pirates are smart...

Sheeeeeeep!

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A plane was taking off from Mascot Airport . After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, 'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number XYZ, non-stop from Sydney to Auckland . The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have smooth and uneventful ( Read more... )

Created by someone besides me ( Read more... )

Sometimes a picture tells it all. (OK, there's some text too.)