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So, all 3 of us have an upper respiratory infection, otherwise known as a cold. I've heard Mommy say that colds are no big deal. When SHE was really sick a few weeks ago, she didn't go get herself tortured. Why did we have to go?! But she dragged us all down there. Gryffin made her bleed when she jammed him into the box thing to carry us. ( Read more... )

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Another report from a torture session. I suppose this time wasn't as bad as it's been previously... Anakin only attacked humans, not me or Gryff, so that's good.

Mommy thinks the worst part is getting us into those tiny little boxes to go in the car. I guess I can see why she thinks that... I did pee on her while she so rudely manhandled me! ( Read more... )

Mommy is... well, to put it bluntly, a bitch.

She's so angry all the time! The stupidest thing will set her off. She yells at us more now. It's like, before, we could do whatever and get away with it because we're cute. But now she doesn't seem to notice our cuteness! What is wrong with her ( Read more... )

Mommy's leaving us for the weekend. Hopefully Uncle Brian remembers to feed us ( Read more... )

Mommy wondered who I would attach myself to since Pants doesn't live here anymore.

I'm telling you, it's slim pickin's now. I usually just hang out by myself, or close to Mommy. But I have my snuggly moments:

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My BFF Pants is sick. Hopefully it's nothing serious; we'll probably know more tomorrow. I'll edit this post then. It's actually not her teeth, like Mommy thought -- she has an abscess in her cheek. ( EDIT )

After gizzi1213 confirmed what we had all come to suspect, we had a family meeting. On Mommy's bed, while she slept. She's so oblivious when she sleeps.

We've concluded that Mommy's been lying to us about those filthy "outside" critters who keep invading our home. Clearly her word means nothing. Clearly she's elevated their status.

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