It’s Sex Filter Friday!

Of course, I no longer have a Sex Filter, since I no longer have sex, nor did I ever use my Sex Filter when I did, but I am bored, so here is the place where you can ask me anything, anything about sex - my sex life, your sex life, sexual techniques, the history and theory of sex, how to have sex in a moving car that is ( Read more... )

( So I've been playing a lot of old video games lately. )

Let me be honest with you: I know you do not read this journal to hear about the things I do at gas stations. No, you read this journal to hear my prescient, sparkling political insights, and at no time is this more in demand than in the months leading up to a presidential election. And with Nancy Pelosi already making history as the first ( Read more... )

Lileks is still pissed that his local paper hasn't responded to his second-hand snitching on the imams who got kicked off the plane. He is sure that, given the association of one of them with a suspicious charity, they are murderous devil-dogs, and yet, the paper will not investigate. Possibly because they were released without charges, ( Read more... )

MISS ARGENTINA. Nice attitude, bitch. Like we care about your country’s stupid problems ( Read more... )

You know somethin' real true?

I got a lotta good love to give.

COME GET YOU SOME.


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Hey, speaking of cheesy horror movies, I watched Bride of Chucky last night. You know what would have made that movie better? If it had consisted of nothing but Jennifer Tilly walking around in front of the camera wearing that get-up from the beginning of the movie. If it had just been two hours of that, plus she would occasionally bend over, it ( Read more... )

If you go to http://www.celebmatch.com and enter your birthdate, they will tell you with what famous person you are the most compatible. For example, if you are me, you are most compatible with ( Read more... )

Man! Has my journal been boring and content-free lately. Sorry about that. I've been busy working on a bunch of freelance writing gigs (the High Hat and a gig as a music reviewer for a local rag), watching movies (from Facets), and catching up on some long-term projects I really need to get going on (the crappy novel and the comic). I hate to ( Read more... )

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