two nights ago i dreamt that i was a large black man with a ginormous wang. i was laying down and some guy told his sister to go lose her virginity to me. my only thought was "i feel sorry for her ( Read more... )

leaving for maryland in an hour. all my stuff is packed up. it's kinda sad. ima miss mike. and my housemates. ima miss a lot. like sunbathing on the back roof with hot jams and cold ones.

also: last night i had a dream that andrea's little sister ate my bathing suit. i was confused.

i can only remember that when i looked down at my fingers and hands and forarms and biceps they were black as any african. i remember watching my fingertips turn black and the color travel up my arms. i remember thinking that if it reached my face i shouldnt highlight my hair because i had a completely different skin tone ( Read more... )

the baby was my fathers. he didnt want to get it checked out when i found it with dozens of bumps on it's eyelid. i made him let me take the baby to the hospital. i told him how i live 5 minutes from the best childrens emergency room in the state. i wrapped the baby up, but he was so limp it was hard. once i dropped him on the couch (he was so ( Read more... )