Dear CEO's TJMaxx and Kohl's,
This past weekend, I spend several hours in one of each of your stores in search of a pair of pants. I was hoping for several pairs but would have been happy to find just one pair of flattering, attractive, stylish trousers. I tried on numerous pairs in a couple of sizes...all to no avail. They were either too small, to big, or just hideously unattractive on my figure.
I am writing to inform you that I have just left my local Goodwill store where for the price I would have grudgingly but happily forked over for just one pair of lovely knickers, I am now the proud owner of 5 pairs of pants, including dress slacks, trousers, and one high end pair of wool pants. All for less than 20 US dollars. Oh, and I got a silk jacket as well. Please accept as a token of my appreciation and regards, the finger...I think you know which one.
Sincerely,
One who would have been a customer.
(Style of writing blatantly stolen from
katie_did_it)
I am writing to inform you that I have just left my local Goodwill store where for the price I would have grudgingly but happily forked over for just one pair of lovely knickers, I am now the proud owner of 5 pairs of pants, including dress slacks, trousers, and one high end pair of wool pants. All for less than 20 US dollars. Oh, and I got a silk jacket as well. Please accept as a token of my appreciation and regards, the finger...I think you know which one.
Sincerely,
One who would have been a customer.
(Style of writing blatantly stolen from
katie_did_it)