Plan GTNSRKASRGUSZMT Commence! (8/14)
Title: Plan GTNSRKASRGUSZMT Commence!
Pairing: QMI (Kyuhyun x Zhou Mi)
Rating: G
Summary: Super Junior is sick of Kyuhyun's not-so-secret crush on the oblivious Zhou Mi. So they decide to help Kyuhyun get the man of his dreams by a foolproof plan called "PLAN GTNSRKASRGUSZMT (a.k.a Plan Get the Nerdy Social Reject Kyuhyun and Sparkly Rainbow Glitter Unicorn Sunshine Zhou Mi Together)".
Chapter One.
Chapter Two.
Chapter Three.
Chapter Four.
Chapter Five.
Chapter Six.
Chapter Seven.
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A month ago, if you had told Kyuhyun that Zhou Mi was a sadistic bastard who found sick pleasure in torturing other people, he would’ve scoffed and told you that you were crazy and delusional.
Nowadays, whenever you brought up Zhou Mi, a morose smile would creep onto Kyuhyun’s face, and resulted in him looking something like a drug addict for the rest of the day.
The rest of Super Junior then did the responsible and mature thing… They took turns to poke fun at the maknae, knowing that his defences were down.
***
“I don’t know whether the old Kyuhyun or the new one is more pathetic,” Heechul rolled his eyes as he began to file down his nails.
“The new one is slightly more useless than the old one. At least the old one was able to snark back. Now all he does is take up space and waste air,” Sungmin put in helpfully, blowing on his nails to make the nail polish dry faster.
Kyuhyun’s behaviour had called for an emergency meeting among the Super Junior members, however it had turned into more of a gossiping session.
Leeteuk groaned and promptly started banging his head against the wall. “WHY WAS I FORCED TO BECOME THE LEADER OF SUPER JUNIOR?!”
“Because you’re the oldest,” was the answering reply throughout the dorm.
Leeteuk let out a sob and rushed to the corner to cultivate mushrooms. “Unappreciated… Can’t wait for military… Can finally get away from them…” he muttered as the aura surrounding him began to turn dark and gloomy.
The Super Junior members all averted their eyes away from the pitiful sight of their leader having a mental breakdown. After all, it was common knowledge that it was his “time of the month”.
“So, whose turn for Plan GTNSRKASRGUSZMT?” Donghae bounced happily, accidentally tripping over the leader who had began rolling around on the floor.
“Uhh… Mine?” Eunhyuk mumbled.
Everyone paused for a moment.
“Marvellous! Now chop chop everyone, remember to hide Leeteuk’s body in the closet!” Heechul beamed as he strutted out of the room.
***
“Well… It’s going to take a lot for Zhou Mi to forgive you,” debated Eunhyuk, stroking his chin.
Kyuhyun stared blankly at Eunhyuk, muttering “If you dragged me into this stupid room with you and your smelly feet to say that, I already knew that.”
Eunhyuk narrowed his eyes and complained, “Okay, I didn’t wash my feet ONCE and everybody still goes on about it! Why doesn’t anyone complain about how bad Henry smells?! And what about the fact that he always takes my underwear, that little thief!”
“… Okay, if you’re going to complain about the personal hygiene of all the Super Junior members to me, I seriously don’t care,” stated Kyuhyun and began to step out of the cramped room.
Eunhyuk held out an arm to stop him, and shouted, “No! I’m going to tell you about my plan no matter what!”
The blank and unfeeling Kyuhyun was suddenly replaced by a deer caught in the headlights.
Eunhyuk melted slightly.
***
Eunhyuk’s Plan F:
1. Take Zhou Mi to ‘The Strawberry Café’ (Translation: Trick him into meeting Kyuhyun)
2. Treat Zhou Mi on whatever he wants
3. Zhou Mi seeing how generous and kind Kyuhyun is, agrees to a next date (of course at The Strawberry Café!)
***
“Yay Eunhyuk-hyung! I’m so excited that we’re finally hanging out together!” beamed Zhou Mi, the tall man hanging off the side of Eunhyuk.
Eunhyuk felt bad that he was betraying Zhou Mi, but steeled himself to face the pouting puppy eyes Zhou Mi would be sure to send him later on.
“I know! It always seems like we’re too busy!” Eunhyuk nervously laughed, as he pushed the other into his favourite café - The Strawberry Café
Zhou Mi’s eyes turned into round saucers as he took in the massive amounts of pink, strawberries, but most of all - the cuteness overload.
“Waaaah! Hyung! This place is amazing!” squealed Zhou Mi, hugging the shocked man like a barnacle.
***
From under his disguise of a very convincing fake moustache, sunglasses and trench coat, Kyuhyun’s eyebrows raised higher and higher until you couldn’t see them under his hairline.
“Stupid traitor,” scowled the young Korean man, noticing the way that Zhou Mi clung onto Eunhyuk without any restraint.
“Um, sir? Could you please take off your strange attire? People are beginning to complain about the way you look,” blushed the flustered waitress, “I’m sorry, but if you continue to look like a paedophile, we’re forced to ban you from this café!”
Kyuhyun’s eye twitched.
***
As soon as Eunhyuk managed to pry Zhou Mi off of him, he hurriedly said “Sorry, Mi! Gotta go to the bathroom” before running out of the café.
Zhou Mi pouted, but quickly cheered up as he caught sight of the cute strawberry-shaped stools, and bounded over to sit down on one.
He looked to his right: A cute fangirl who was looking at him with starry eyes. Without delay, he took a selca with her, and handed her an autographed photograph.
He looked to his left: A suspicious man who seemed to have serious sweating problems. Zhou Mi noted the way the strange man kept nervously turning away from him, and wiping at his moustache with a napkin.
Zhou Mi squinted, looking more carefully. The man seemed familiar - had he been a paedophile advertised on a front page of a newspaper? A stalker who had once followed Zhou Mi home? Suddenly, he realised who he was.
“What are you doing here?” Zhou Mi hissed.
The man gave a start, looking around before pointing to himself, as if saying, “Me?”
Zhou Mi rolled his eyes and said, “Kui Xian, I know it’s you. Stop being stupid.”
“What Kui Xian are you talking of? Is it a chopstick brand? Kui Xian? Ohohoho!” Kyuhyun panicked in high-pitched voice, “My name is… Kyu… Kyuderella! That’s it!”
Zhou Mi rolled his eyes, marching up to Kyuhyun’s stool. The determination and anger flared up in the Chinese man’s eyes, and with one blow…
He ripped off Kyuhyun’s moustache.
***
“Well. This is awkward.”
_____________________________________
*Pokes head from under the rock I've been hiding under*
Uhhh... So... Well, if there are any readers left, *clings* \o/
But orz I'M SORRYYYYYY! orz orz orz I'M SO SORRY
But... I hope you enjoyed the chapter! Hehehe I had fun writing it anyway ^^
Btw the location of this chapter was given to me by the wonderful alexanderfannie~ bb, hope you're reading this!~ ^^ x
As usual, please comment after reading! *gives out cookies like a boss*
<3
Pairing: QMI (Kyuhyun x Zhou Mi)
Rating: G
Summary: Super Junior is sick of Kyuhyun's not-so-secret crush on the oblivious Zhou Mi. So they decide to help Kyuhyun get the man of his dreams by a foolproof plan called "PLAN GTNSRKASRGUSZMT (a.k.a Plan Get the Nerdy Social Reject Kyuhyun and Sparkly Rainbow Glitter Unicorn Sunshine Zhou Mi Together)".
Chapter One.
Chapter Two.
Chapter Three.
Chapter Four.
Chapter Five.
Chapter Six.
Chapter Seven.
______________________________________________
A month ago, if you had told Kyuhyun that Zhou Mi was a sadistic bastard who found sick pleasure in torturing other people, he would’ve scoffed and told you that you were crazy and delusional.
Nowadays, whenever you brought up Zhou Mi, a morose smile would creep onto Kyuhyun’s face, and resulted in him looking something like a drug addict for the rest of the day.
The rest of Super Junior then did the responsible and mature thing… They took turns to poke fun at the maknae, knowing that his defences were down.
***
“I don’t know whether the old Kyuhyun or the new one is more pathetic,” Heechul rolled his eyes as he began to file down his nails.
“The new one is slightly more useless than the old one. At least the old one was able to snark back. Now all he does is take up space and waste air,” Sungmin put in helpfully, blowing on his nails to make the nail polish dry faster.
Kyuhyun’s behaviour had called for an emergency meeting among the Super Junior members, however it had turned into more of a gossiping session.
Leeteuk groaned and promptly started banging his head against the wall. “WHY WAS I FORCED TO BECOME THE LEADER OF SUPER JUNIOR?!”
“Because you’re the oldest,” was the answering reply throughout the dorm.
Leeteuk let out a sob and rushed to the corner to cultivate mushrooms. “Unappreciated… Can’t wait for military… Can finally get away from them…” he muttered as the aura surrounding him began to turn dark and gloomy.
The Super Junior members all averted their eyes away from the pitiful sight of their leader having a mental breakdown. After all, it was common knowledge that it was his “time of the month”.
“So, whose turn for Plan GTNSRKASRGUSZMT?” Donghae bounced happily, accidentally tripping over the leader who had began rolling around on the floor.
“Uhh… Mine?” Eunhyuk mumbled.
Everyone paused for a moment.
“Marvellous! Now chop chop everyone, remember to hide Leeteuk’s body in the closet!” Heechul beamed as he strutted out of the room.
***
“Well… It’s going to take a lot for Zhou Mi to forgive you,” debated Eunhyuk, stroking his chin.
Kyuhyun stared blankly at Eunhyuk, muttering “If you dragged me into this stupid room with you and your smelly feet to say that, I already knew that.”
Eunhyuk narrowed his eyes and complained, “Okay, I didn’t wash my feet ONCE and everybody still goes on about it! Why doesn’t anyone complain about how bad Henry smells?! And what about the fact that he always takes my underwear, that little thief!”
“… Okay, if you’re going to complain about the personal hygiene of all the Super Junior members to me, I seriously don’t care,” stated Kyuhyun and began to step out of the cramped room.
Eunhyuk held out an arm to stop him, and shouted, “No! I’m going to tell you about my plan no matter what!”
The blank and unfeeling Kyuhyun was suddenly replaced by a deer caught in the headlights.
Eunhyuk melted slightly.
***
Eunhyuk’s Plan F:
1. Take Zhou Mi to ‘The Strawberry Café’ (Translation: Trick him into meeting Kyuhyun)
2. Treat Zhou Mi on whatever he wants
3. Zhou Mi seeing how generous and kind Kyuhyun is, agrees to a next date (of course at The Strawberry Café!)
***
“Yay Eunhyuk-hyung! I’m so excited that we’re finally hanging out together!” beamed Zhou Mi, the tall man hanging off the side of Eunhyuk.
Eunhyuk felt bad that he was betraying Zhou Mi, but steeled himself to face the pouting puppy eyes Zhou Mi would be sure to send him later on.
“I know! It always seems like we’re too busy!” Eunhyuk nervously laughed, as he pushed the other into his favourite café - The Strawberry Café
Zhou Mi’s eyes turned into round saucers as he took in the massive amounts of pink, strawberries, but most of all - the cuteness overload.
“Waaaah! Hyung! This place is amazing!” squealed Zhou Mi, hugging the shocked man like a barnacle.
***
From under his disguise of a very convincing fake moustache, sunglasses and trench coat, Kyuhyun’s eyebrows raised higher and higher until you couldn’t see them under his hairline.
“Stupid traitor,” scowled the young Korean man, noticing the way that Zhou Mi clung onto Eunhyuk without any restraint.
“Um, sir? Could you please take off your strange attire? People are beginning to complain about the way you look,” blushed the flustered waitress, “I’m sorry, but if you continue to look like a paedophile, we’re forced to ban you from this café!”
Kyuhyun’s eye twitched.
***
As soon as Eunhyuk managed to pry Zhou Mi off of him, he hurriedly said “Sorry, Mi! Gotta go to the bathroom” before running out of the café.
Zhou Mi pouted, but quickly cheered up as he caught sight of the cute strawberry-shaped stools, and bounded over to sit down on one.
He looked to his right: A cute fangirl who was looking at him with starry eyes. Without delay, he took a selca with her, and handed her an autographed photograph.
He looked to his left: A suspicious man who seemed to have serious sweating problems. Zhou Mi noted the way the strange man kept nervously turning away from him, and wiping at his moustache with a napkin.
Zhou Mi squinted, looking more carefully. The man seemed familiar - had he been a paedophile advertised on a front page of a newspaper? A stalker who had once followed Zhou Mi home? Suddenly, he realised who he was.
“What are you doing here?” Zhou Mi hissed.
The man gave a start, looking around before pointing to himself, as if saying, “Me?”
Zhou Mi rolled his eyes and said, “Kui Xian, I know it’s you. Stop being stupid.”
“What Kui Xian are you talking of? Is it a chopstick brand? Kui Xian? Ohohoho!” Kyuhyun panicked in high-pitched voice, “My name is… Kyu… Kyuderella! That’s it!”
Zhou Mi rolled his eyes, marching up to Kyuhyun’s stool. The determination and anger flared up in the Chinese man’s eyes, and with one blow…
He ripped off Kyuhyun’s moustache.
***
“Well. This is awkward.”
_____________________________________
*Pokes head from under the rock I've been hiding under*
Uhhh... So... Well, if there are any readers left, *clings* \o/
But orz I'M SORRYYYYYY! orz orz orz I'M SO SORRY
But... I hope you enjoyed the chapter! Hehehe I had fun writing it anyway ^^
Btw the location of this chapter was given to me by the wonderful alexanderfannie~ bb, hope you're reading this!~ ^^ x
As usual, please comment after reading! *gives out cookies like a boss*
<3