PLAN GTNSRKASRGUSZMT Commence! (5/14)
PLAN GTNSRKASRGUSZMT COMMENCE!! (a.k.a Plan Get the Nerdy Social Reject Kyuhyun and Sparkly Rainbow Glitter Unicorn Sunshine Zhou Mi Together)
Title: Plan GTNSRKASRGUSZMT Commence!
Pairing: QMI (Kyuhyun x Zhou Mi)
Rating: G
Summary: Super Junior is sick of Kyuhyun's not-so-secret crush on the oblivious Zhou Mi. So they decide to help Kyuhyun get the man of his dreams by a foolproof plan called "PLAN GTNSRKASRGUSZMT (a.k.a Plan Get the Nerdy Social Reject Kyuhyun and Sparkly Rainbow Glitter Unicorn Sunshine Zhou Mi Together)".
Chapter One.
Chapter Two.
Chapter Three.
Chapter Four.
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“So you actually managed to make some progress?! Thank God for that!” Kibum sighed, reading through his latest script.
“It took a lot of hard work…” Shindong munched on his French bread stick, “I think I’m scarred for life.”
“How are YOU scarred for life? If it’s anyone, it should be me. It’s been a week and I still smell like cleaning supplies,” Kyuhyun butted in, rolling his eyes.
“I saw before my very own eyes, BURNT spaghetti bolognaise! So don’t you dare be smart with me,” Shindong threatened, waving his bread stick around violently.
“… But even more exciting news is that it’s Mochi’s turn!” Leeteuk squealed, looking off into the distance with starry eyes.
“Uh… Yeah,” Henry said, before he was pounced on by Leeteuk.
Leeteuk began squishing the youngest member’s cheeks, and he was helpless against the attacks. Henry could only close his eyes, wondering “Why the hell is Super Junior even considered an idol group when they’re filled with such weirdos?”
Funnily enough, that was also the thought running through Kyuhyun’s brain.
***
Henry’s Plan D:
1. Go for the classic - Dinner and a movie.
2. Zhou Mi, being a hopeless romantic, falls for it.
***
“Okay, so this is the classic date in like all the American movies,” Henry explained, “and as you know, American movies are exactly why there are so many single people in the world.”
“How exactly are American movies the reason why there are so many single people out there?” Kyuhyun asked confusedly.
Henry gave out a long-suffering sigh. “It’s because they always make guys really whipped, so then girls always have this really unrealistic sense of how guys should act.”
Kyuhyun soaked in all this new information he was getting, and came up with the equation:
American movies + Actor = Girls wishing their boyfriends were like that
Real world + Boy who copies what Actor does = Girl liking boyfriend
Reality + Kyuhyun copies what Actor does = Zhou Mi likes Kyuhyun
“Oh. So therefore if I follow what the guy does in an American movie, then I will come off as a charming gentleman and Zhou Mi falls in love with me?” Kyuhyun said excitedly.
“… Something like that.”
***
“Here’s a gift voucher for the most expensive restaurant in Seoul. I pulled in a LOT of favours to get a spot for tonight, so you owe me a hell of a lot,” Henry explained, holding the piece of card as though it was worth a small fortune - which it definitely was.
“Thanks,” Kyuhyun nodded gratefully, placing it carefully in his wallet, along with the movie tickets.
“Okay, and I received those movie tickets from some fans,” Henry smiled, “and I’m sure you’ll be fine watching this movie. But trusting Zhou Mi Ge, he will be scared out of his mind, and be in your arms for the entire movie.”
“Sounds like a plan to me,” Kyuhyun smirked, thinking about how sweet it would feel to have the older man in his arms for the night.
While Kyuhyun zoned out and let his imagination get the better of him, Henry sighed and left Kyuhyun to himself.
***
Kyuhyun pulled anxiously at his hair as he waited outside Zhou Mi’s apartment.
Zhou Mi strutted out in an impeccable designer outfit. That was something Kyuhyun had grown used to, but what really got Kyuhyun was the fact that the older man had guyliner on.
Kyuhyun could only stare and take in the perfection that was Zhou Mi.
“Kui Xian, so where are we heading off to now?” trilled Zhou Mi, clapping his hands together.
“Uh,” Kyuhyun grunted out, his mind blank.
“Kui Xiaaaaaan?! Don’t tease me,” Zhou Mi giggled, hitting Kyuhyun on the shoulder.
Kyuhyun finally snapped out of it, and laughed awkwardly, “Oh, we’re going to that restaurant that you keep saying you want to try out! That expensive one…”
Zhou Mi’s smile got even wider, and Kyuhyun’s mind was wiped blank yet again.
***
As they walked into the elegant and sophisticated restaurant, Kyuhyun understood why it was Seoul’s best restaurant.
“Wow! This is amazing!” Zhou Mi breathed out slowly, “No wonder this place is always booked out!”
With a cheerful and comfortable atmosphere, the two were able to loosen up and have a relaxing dinner without the usual fans hounding them.
Kyuhyun smiled as they left the restaurant happily. Phase One: Complete.
***
“Kui Xian? What are we doing next?” Zhou Mi sighed happily.
“We’re going to watch a movie!” Kyuhyun smiled goofily back.
Zhou Mi seemed content with the answer, and hummed happily as they drove to the movie cinemas.
***
The monster was coming closer…
Kyuhyun and Zhou Mi stared at the screen, unable to take their eyes off the disgusting creature.
And closer….
Kyuhyun’s knees began shaking as it seemed to get nearer.
And clos-
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” Kyuhyun screamed, his hands flying up to cover the 3D glasses which made the movie entirely too real for him.
“Kui Xian, it’s alright,” soothed Zhou Mi, patting Kyuhyun on the back, “It’s just a movie.”
***
As they walked out of the theatre, Zhou Mi massaged his arms to attempt to get rid of the numbness that Kyuhyun's tight grip had left.
Kyuhyun’s ego had been destroyed, and he couldn’t bear the humiliation of knowing that he, Cho Kyuhyun, had clung onto Resident Wimp Zhou Mi’s arms. Imagine the sick pleasure Super Junior would take in this! He shuddered to think about how his hyungs would twist this story.
“Don’t tell anyone about this,” Kyuhyun bit out, his fists clenched.
“Oh Kui Xian! Don’t worry! Gege wouldn’t be so mean!” Zhou Mi giggled, before patting Kyuhyun on the cheek.
“No, seriously,” Kyuhyun frowned harder at the bouncing sunshine of a man next to him.
Zhou Mi just continued to flail and titter about, not seeing the irate expression on Kyuhyun’s face grow darker.
“Zhou Mi. I’m deadly serious here,” Kyuhyun said irritably, his nerves wearing very thin.
“Kui Xian? Why don’t you want others to know?” Zhou Mi winked, grinning that goddamn grin that made Kyuhyun snap every time.
“BECAUSE I DON’T WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW THAT YOU HAD TO COMFORT ME! I’M CHO KYUHYUN, I’M ABOVE THAT!”
Zhou Mi finally stopped laughing, and stared at Kyuhyun with a very serious expression. “I’m sorry that you’re above my level then.”
Kyuhyun’s heart stuttered, and he said hurriedly “No, Mi! That’s not what I meant!”
Pain flickered onto Zhou Mi's face for a second, before it disappeared.
“It was what you meant at the time.” Zhou Mi said, before turning away.
***
Kyuhyun couldn’t believe how fast the mood had changed, and even though he tried to make conversation with Zhou Mi, the older man ignored his attempts and sat there with an expressionless emotion.
Kyuhyun cursed to himself. Just as things were finally looking up for him, why did it have to go all wrong?
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I can't believe I just did that. .___.
Anyway, please comment after reading!~ I love each and every one of your comments :3 <3
Title: Plan GTNSRKASRGUSZMT Commence!
Pairing: QMI (Kyuhyun x Zhou Mi)
Rating: G
Summary: Super Junior is sick of Kyuhyun's not-so-secret crush on the oblivious Zhou Mi. So they decide to help Kyuhyun get the man of his dreams by a foolproof plan called "PLAN GTNSRKASRGUSZMT (a.k.a Plan Get the Nerdy Social Reject Kyuhyun and Sparkly Rainbow Glitter Unicorn Sunshine Zhou Mi Together)".
Chapter One.
Chapter Two.
Chapter Three.
Chapter Four.
______________________________________________________________
“So you actually managed to make some progress?! Thank God for that!” Kibum sighed, reading through his latest script.
“It took a lot of hard work…” Shindong munched on his French bread stick, “I think I’m scarred for life.”
“How are YOU scarred for life? If it’s anyone, it should be me. It’s been a week and I still smell like cleaning supplies,” Kyuhyun butted in, rolling his eyes.
“I saw before my very own eyes, BURNT spaghetti bolognaise! So don’t you dare be smart with me,” Shindong threatened, waving his bread stick around violently.
“… But even more exciting news is that it’s Mochi’s turn!” Leeteuk squealed, looking off into the distance with starry eyes.
“Uh… Yeah,” Henry said, before he was pounced on by Leeteuk.
Leeteuk began squishing the youngest member’s cheeks, and he was helpless against the attacks. Henry could only close his eyes, wondering “Why the hell is Super Junior even considered an idol group when they’re filled with such weirdos?”
Funnily enough, that was also the thought running through Kyuhyun’s brain.
***
Henry’s Plan D:
1. Go for the classic - Dinner and a movie.
2. Zhou Mi, being a hopeless romantic, falls for it.
***
“Okay, so this is the classic date in like all the American movies,” Henry explained, “and as you know, American movies are exactly why there are so many single people in the world.”
“How exactly are American movies the reason why there are so many single people out there?” Kyuhyun asked confusedly.
Henry gave out a long-suffering sigh. “It’s because they always make guys really whipped, so then girls always have this really unrealistic sense of how guys should act.”
Kyuhyun soaked in all this new information he was getting, and came up with the equation:
American movies + Actor = Girls wishing their boyfriends were like that
Real world + Boy who copies what Actor does = Girl liking boyfriend
Reality + Kyuhyun copies what Actor does = Zhou Mi likes Kyuhyun
“Oh. So therefore if I follow what the guy does in an American movie, then I will come off as a charming gentleman and Zhou Mi falls in love with me?” Kyuhyun said excitedly.
“… Something like that.”
***
“Here’s a gift voucher for the most expensive restaurant in Seoul. I pulled in a LOT of favours to get a spot for tonight, so you owe me a hell of a lot,” Henry explained, holding the piece of card as though it was worth a small fortune - which it definitely was.
“Thanks,” Kyuhyun nodded gratefully, placing it carefully in his wallet, along with the movie tickets.
“Okay, and I received those movie tickets from some fans,” Henry smiled, “and I’m sure you’ll be fine watching this movie. But trusting Zhou Mi Ge, he will be scared out of his mind, and be in your arms for the entire movie.”
“Sounds like a plan to me,” Kyuhyun smirked, thinking about how sweet it would feel to have the older man in his arms for the night.
While Kyuhyun zoned out and let his imagination get the better of him, Henry sighed and left Kyuhyun to himself.
***
Kyuhyun pulled anxiously at his hair as he waited outside Zhou Mi’s apartment.
Zhou Mi strutted out in an impeccable designer outfit. That was something Kyuhyun had grown used to, but what really got Kyuhyun was the fact that the older man had guyliner on.
Kyuhyun could only stare and take in the perfection that was Zhou Mi.
“Kui Xian, so where are we heading off to now?” trilled Zhou Mi, clapping his hands together.
“Uh,” Kyuhyun grunted out, his mind blank.
“Kui Xiaaaaaan?! Don’t tease me,” Zhou Mi giggled, hitting Kyuhyun on the shoulder.
Kyuhyun finally snapped out of it, and laughed awkwardly, “Oh, we’re going to that restaurant that you keep saying you want to try out! That expensive one…”
Zhou Mi’s smile got even wider, and Kyuhyun’s mind was wiped blank yet again.
***
As they walked into the elegant and sophisticated restaurant, Kyuhyun understood why it was Seoul’s best restaurant.
“Wow! This is amazing!” Zhou Mi breathed out slowly, “No wonder this place is always booked out!”
With a cheerful and comfortable atmosphere, the two were able to loosen up and have a relaxing dinner without the usual fans hounding them.
Kyuhyun smiled as they left the restaurant happily. Phase One: Complete.
***
“Kui Xian? What are we doing next?” Zhou Mi sighed happily.
“We’re going to watch a movie!” Kyuhyun smiled goofily back.
Zhou Mi seemed content with the answer, and hummed happily as they drove to the movie cinemas.
***
The monster was coming closer…
Kyuhyun and Zhou Mi stared at the screen, unable to take their eyes off the disgusting creature.
And closer….
Kyuhyun’s knees began shaking as it seemed to get nearer.
And clos-
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” Kyuhyun screamed, his hands flying up to cover the 3D glasses which made the movie entirely too real for him.
“Kui Xian, it’s alright,” soothed Zhou Mi, patting Kyuhyun on the back, “It’s just a movie.”
***
As they walked out of the theatre, Zhou Mi massaged his arms to attempt to get rid of the numbness that Kyuhyun's tight grip had left.
Kyuhyun’s ego had been destroyed, and he couldn’t bear the humiliation of knowing that he, Cho Kyuhyun, had clung onto Resident Wimp Zhou Mi’s arms. Imagine the sick pleasure Super Junior would take in this! He shuddered to think about how his hyungs would twist this story.
“Don’t tell anyone about this,” Kyuhyun bit out, his fists clenched.
“Oh Kui Xian! Don’t worry! Gege wouldn’t be so mean!” Zhou Mi giggled, before patting Kyuhyun on the cheek.
“No, seriously,” Kyuhyun frowned harder at the bouncing sunshine of a man next to him.
Zhou Mi just continued to flail and titter about, not seeing the irate expression on Kyuhyun’s face grow darker.
“Zhou Mi. I’m deadly serious here,” Kyuhyun said irritably, his nerves wearing very thin.
“Kui Xian? Why don’t you want others to know?” Zhou Mi winked, grinning that goddamn grin that made Kyuhyun snap every time.
“BECAUSE I DON’T WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW THAT YOU HAD TO COMFORT ME! I’M CHO KYUHYUN, I’M ABOVE THAT!”
Zhou Mi finally stopped laughing, and stared at Kyuhyun with a very serious expression. “I’m sorry that you’re above my level then.”
Kyuhyun’s heart stuttered, and he said hurriedly “No, Mi! That’s not what I meant!”
Pain flickered onto Zhou Mi's face for a second, before it disappeared.
“It was what you meant at the time.” Zhou Mi said, before turning away.
***
Kyuhyun couldn’t believe how fast the mood had changed, and even though he tried to make conversation with Zhou Mi, the older man ignored his attempts and sat there with an expressionless emotion.
Kyuhyun cursed to himself. Just as things were finally looking up for him, why did it have to go all wrong?
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I can't believe I just did that. .___.
Anyway, please comment after reading!~ I love each and every one of your comments :3 <3