Plan GTNSRKASRGUSZMT Commence! (4/14)
Title: Plan GTNSRKASRGUSZMT Commence!
Pairing: QMI (Kyuhyun x Zhou Mi)
Rating: G
Summary: Super Junior is sick of Kyuhyun's not-so-secret crush on the oblivious Zhou Mi. So they decide to help Kyuhyun get the man of his dreams by a foolproof plan called "PLAN GTNSRKASRGUSZMT (a.k.a Plan Get the Nerdy Social Reject Kyuhyun and Sparkly Rainbow Glitter Unicorn Sunshine Zhou Mi Together)".
Chapter One.
Chapter Two.
Chapter Three.
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After the fainting incident, everything seemed to go back to normal, but with several slight changes.
Zhou Mi seemed much more protective over Kyuhyun than before, and often rang to check that Kyuhyun was eating and sleeping healthily. Kyuhyun blushed as he read through the saved folder of Zhou Mi’s texts that went along the lines of “Hi Kui Xian! What did you have for breakfast? ^o^” or “I miss youuuuu!!! Sleep more so the next time I see you, you’ll be all healthy for Gege!!!”
Hangeng was given a month off by his managers, much to the satisfaction of Heechul (and the envy of the entire SM Entertainment). This resulted in the familiar moaning and creaking of bedsprings that no one had missed.
Lastly, was the fact that - No one was ever going to let Kyuhyun live it down. It didn’t help how Super Junior brought it up in every single interview, and made references to the incident in their Twitters. Texts, comments, calls, e-mails speaking of his fail- Kyuhyun got them all.
So the point was, if he was willing to go through this everyday, Kyuhyun loved Zhou Mi a hell of a lot.
***
Shindong’s Plan C:
1. Cook romantic dinner
2. Eat with Zhou Mi, all the while complimenting him
3. Zhou Mi finds out how good of a housewife Kyuhyun would be, and marries him
“Okay, so I got a recipe for spaghetti bolognaise off my friend. It’s like the simplest way to make it ever, so there’s no way you can screw this up!” said Shindong, waving around a piece of paper as though it was the golden ticket found in a Wonka chocolate bar.
“So, all I have to do is make spaghetti bolognaise for him?” Kyuhyun asked, his face unsure.
“YES! Everyone loves spaghetti so you don’t have to worry about Zhou Mi not liking it! In fact, it’s a crime not to!” Shindong smiled, confidence basically radiating from him.
Kyuhyun hesitated, before saying, “Hyung… There’s a reason why Ryeowook doesn’t like me being in the kitchen…”
“Nonsense! Spaghetti is so easy to make, even a child could do so!” laughed Shindong reassuringly, “I’ll go text Zhou Mi about the dinner tonight, I’ll even say that you cooked it especially for him!”
Kyuhyun blinked, before muttering to himself “Well, you can’t say that I didn’t warn you…”
***
After setting off the fire alarm seven times, setting the kitchen on fire three times, clogging up the sink for possibly eternity, Kyuhyun was finally kicked out of the kitchen, holding two plates of what could only be described as burnt mush.
Shindong was nearly in tears, “How on Earth did you manage to set off the fire alarm seven times while I was in the toilet?! I only went for 5 minutes!”
“Um, pure talent?” Kyuhyun winced, as he looked down at the homemade dinner that looked poisonous and like it may kill anyone who touched it.
Shindong breathed in and out slowly.
***
“Oh Kui Xian! Shindong told me you cooked dinner for us!” Zhou Mi yelled out as he entered the dorm.
“Um,” Kyuhyun said, gesturing towards the two plates of “spaghetti bolognaise” waiting for them on the dining table.
Zhou Mi’s smile faltered, and said “Oh, Kui Xian… Do you want Chinese tonight then?”
“Yeah. I think that would be a good idea.”
***
Even though Zhou Mi seemed happy to order takeaway rather than the homemade dinner he had been led to believe, he seemed happy to chat as they ate the much more edible dumplings.
“And then I saw the cutest Hello Kitty doll! Oh, did I tell you about the adorable Hello Kitty hair band I saw the other day? And that-” said Zhou Mi animatedly, eyes shining just thinking about the cute Hello Kitty merchandise.
“I’m sorry about today,” Kyuhyun blurted out. He was scared to look up, and fiddled with the pair of chopsticks in his hand.
Zhou Mi’s face softened, and said “Oh Kui Xian…” and pulled Kyuhyun in for a hug.
“I’m sorry that it didn’t turn out how I wanted. It’s just that I tried so hard, but…” Kyuhyun sniffled into Zhou Mi’s shoulder, not caring that he must look like the most idiotic mess ever.
“Kui Xian, it’s okay. Really,” Zhou Mi comforted him, rubbing Kyuhyun’s back soothingly.
Kyuhyun could only nuzzle Zhou Mi’s neck, and breathed in the familiar smell that was pure Zhou Mi, wishing that the hug would never end.
***
The hug had been worth the ten hours it took the next day to clean up the kitchen. But as Kyuhyun mopped up the sweat on his face, he wondered to himself, how the hell did he even manage to get tomato sauce on the ceiling?
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I feel like a proud mother when Kyuhyun is making some progress! :')
Hehehehe, I have all the chapters planned out so YAY! :D
Please comment! I love reading them, even if they only say like one sentence or something! (But I LOVE LONG COMMENTS!!!)
<3
Pairing: QMI (Kyuhyun x Zhou Mi)
Rating: G
Summary: Super Junior is sick of Kyuhyun's not-so-secret crush on the oblivious Zhou Mi. So they decide to help Kyuhyun get the man of his dreams by a foolproof plan called "PLAN GTNSRKASRGUSZMT (a.k.a Plan Get the Nerdy Social Reject Kyuhyun and Sparkly Rainbow Glitter Unicorn Sunshine Zhou Mi Together)".
Chapter One.
Chapter Two.
Chapter Three.
_______________________________________________________________
After the fainting incident, everything seemed to go back to normal, but with several slight changes.
Zhou Mi seemed much more protective over Kyuhyun than before, and often rang to check that Kyuhyun was eating and sleeping healthily. Kyuhyun blushed as he read through the saved folder of Zhou Mi’s texts that went along the lines of “Hi Kui Xian! What did you have for breakfast? ^o^” or “I miss youuuuu!!! Sleep more so the next time I see you, you’ll be all healthy for Gege!!!”
Hangeng was given a month off by his managers, much to the satisfaction of Heechul (and the envy of the entire SM Entertainment). This resulted in the familiar moaning and creaking of bedsprings that no one had missed.
Lastly, was the fact that - No one was ever going to let Kyuhyun live it down. It didn’t help how Super Junior brought it up in every single interview, and made references to the incident in their Twitters. Texts, comments, calls, e-mails speaking of his fail- Kyuhyun got them all.
So the point was, if he was willing to go through this everyday, Kyuhyun loved Zhou Mi a hell of a lot.
***
Shindong’s Plan C:
1. Cook romantic dinner
2. Eat with Zhou Mi, all the while complimenting him
3. Zhou Mi finds out how good of a housewife Kyuhyun would be, and marries him
“Okay, so I got a recipe for spaghetti bolognaise off my friend. It’s like the simplest way to make it ever, so there’s no way you can screw this up!” said Shindong, waving around a piece of paper as though it was the golden ticket found in a Wonka chocolate bar.
“So, all I have to do is make spaghetti bolognaise for him?” Kyuhyun asked, his face unsure.
“YES! Everyone loves spaghetti so you don’t have to worry about Zhou Mi not liking it! In fact, it’s a crime not to!” Shindong smiled, confidence basically radiating from him.
Kyuhyun hesitated, before saying, “Hyung… There’s a reason why Ryeowook doesn’t like me being in the kitchen…”
“Nonsense! Spaghetti is so easy to make, even a child could do so!” laughed Shindong reassuringly, “I’ll go text Zhou Mi about the dinner tonight, I’ll even say that you cooked it especially for him!”
Kyuhyun blinked, before muttering to himself “Well, you can’t say that I didn’t warn you…”
***
After setting off the fire alarm seven times, setting the kitchen on fire three times, clogging up the sink for possibly eternity, Kyuhyun was finally kicked out of the kitchen, holding two plates of what could only be described as burnt mush.
Shindong was nearly in tears, “How on Earth did you manage to set off the fire alarm seven times while I was in the toilet?! I only went for 5 minutes!”
“Um, pure talent?” Kyuhyun winced, as he looked down at the homemade dinner that looked poisonous and like it may kill anyone who touched it.
Shindong breathed in and out slowly.
***
“Oh Kui Xian! Shindong told me you cooked dinner for us!” Zhou Mi yelled out as he entered the dorm.
“Um,” Kyuhyun said, gesturing towards the two plates of “spaghetti bolognaise” waiting for them on the dining table.
Zhou Mi’s smile faltered, and said “Oh, Kui Xian… Do you want Chinese tonight then?”
“Yeah. I think that would be a good idea.”
***
Even though Zhou Mi seemed happy to order takeaway rather than the homemade dinner he had been led to believe, he seemed happy to chat as they ate the much more edible dumplings.
“And then I saw the cutest Hello Kitty doll! Oh, did I tell you about the adorable Hello Kitty hair band I saw the other day? And that-” said Zhou Mi animatedly, eyes shining just thinking about the cute Hello Kitty merchandise.
“I’m sorry about today,” Kyuhyun blurted out. He was scared to look up, and fiddled with the pair of chopsticks in his hand.
Zhou Mi’s face softened, and said “Oh Kui Xian…” and pulled Kyuhyun in for a hug.
“I’m sorry that it didn’t turn out how I wanted. It’s just that I tried so hard, but…” Kyuhyun sniffled into Zhou Mi’s shoulder, not caring that he must look like the most idiotic mess ever.
“Kui Xian, it’s okay. Really,” Zhou Mi comforted him, rubbing Kyuhyun’s back soothingly.
Kyuhyun could only nuzzle Zhou Mi’s neck, and breathed in the familiar smell that was pure Zhou Mi, wishing that the hug would never end.
***
The hug had been worth the ten hours it took the next day to clean up the kitchen. But as Kyuhyun mopped up the sweat on his face, he wondered to himself, how the hell did he even manage to get tomato sauce on the ceiling?
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I feel like a proud mother when Kyuhyun is making some progress! :')
Hehehehe, I have all the chapters planned out so YAY! :D
Please comment! I love reading them, even if they only say like one sentence or something! (But I LOVE LONG COMMENTS!!!)
<3