628660 old dogs new tricks old tricks new dogs

[lostcosmonaut]

there's a little kid named 4 PoundZ who does rap who appears to operate out of his kid sister's bedroom somewhere in Chicago, whom th Youtube commentators love to crucify. "Those aren't my Barbies. They're my sister's," he rebuts, and even in 2009 -- 18 years after I signed up for my first e-mail address, innocently -- it is a moment of profound

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[wring]

yay novel!

christmas two thousand mine

[lostcosmonaut]

you're yaying way too soon

--mza.

Re: christmas two thousand mine

[wring]

will there be footnotes?

this reminds me of my students

[lostcosmonaut]

let's recap for a moment, Wendy

This IS th novel!

--mza.

Re: this reminds me of my students

[wring]

I should go back to third grade.

srsly though no plans on writing a novel?

internet autobiographical self help novel

[lostcosmonaut]

are you fucking w/ me, this is entirely humbling, this IS th novel

--mza.

Re: internet autobiographical self help novel

[wring]

i need a hard copy so i can read it in the toilet.

it needs about a hundred years of editing but yes

[lostcosmonaut]

me too, that was my great dream, all along

It will be hard to click on paper, let's hope people don't notice

--mza.