In a Half-Empty/Half-Full Kinda Way...
The good news: I can swim a quarter mile.
The bad news: I have to swim a half-mile.
The good news: I can do a full lap in 85 seconds.
The bad news: I have to rest three minutes between each lap.
The bad news: my swim cap makes me look like there's a brain on my head.
The good news: there isn't any. Don't look for it.
The bad news: I have to swim a half-mile.
The good news: I can do a full lap in 85 seconds.
The bad news: I have to rest three minutes between each lap.
The bad news: my swim cap makes me look like there's a brain on my head.
The good news: there isn't any. Don't look for it.