Venerable Elder
Hello, smurflings. As of RIGHT NOW, I am a quarter century old. Ugh. Old-ness. Birthdays aren't as rad as they were when we were kids, are they? This year I won't even have a clown.
ps- I hope you all had good luck callng in to your jobs today. Just to keep the record straight, the holidays break down as follows for those of you celebrating.
Yesterday - Shamus Eve
Today - The Glorious and Most Blessed Feast of the Ascention of Shamus to the Physical Plane
Tomorrow - Roshashamus
Wednesday - Shamuspalooza
Thursday - Boonta Eve (Now THAT'S podracing!)
Friday - Shamus Kippur
Saturday - Shmanzaa
So technically, you can all have the whole week off. Large crates of gifts will be accepted until next week.
ps- I hope you all had good luck callng in to your jobs today. Just to keep the record straight, the holidays break down as follows for those of you celebrating.
Yesterday - Shamus Eve
Today - The Glorious and Most Blessed Feast of the Ascention of Shamus to the Physical Plane
Tomorrow - Roshashamus
Wednesday - Shamuspalooza
Thursday - Boonta Eve (Now THAT'S podracing!)
Friday - Shamus Kippur
Saturday - Shmanzaa
So technically, you can all have the whole week off. Large crates of gifts will be accepted until next week.