Dr. Iron Dick is NOT WORK SAFE!!! (text only)
Hello.
We all have a love/hate relationship with the internet. I thought I would share a tasty morsel in case you aren't as adventurous as I when it comes to slogging through the seamy underbelly of the intarweb. Portal of Evil (bless them, misguided though they are) posted a HUGE bucket of insane today, the best of which was a BBS for Frotteurism. For those of you who have some shred of decency and propriety remaining, I will explain; frotteurism is the act of brushing up against women and trying to achieve orgasm, often without their knowledge or consent, as in a subway or bus. It's a particularly demented soul that gets off on this kind of thing, but my FAVORITE person from this message board is the inscrutable DOCTOR IRON DICK. I'm going to put up some of his better posts so you can enjoy them; perhaps one of you might find a new catch phrase here. ^_^
DISCLAIMER: Shamus thinks sickos on the intarweb are funny, but that doesn't mean he condones this kind of shit. Dr. Iron Dick should probably be locked in a booby hatch somewhere.
CHIKAN TERMSS AND STUFFF (Sun 03 Mar 2002 01:59:31 GMT)
... I AM IRON DDDICK KING OD ALL CHIKANSS WOMANN KNOWS ME BEACUSE WHEN I SAY AAAAAAAAAAHHH I COME AND SMELL OF SEMEN IS STRONG IN AIR ALL WOMEN SMELL SEMEN OF IRON DICK AND GET HORNY THEY ALL SAY OOHHH AND I SAYSS AAAAAAHHHHH.
CHIKANN TERMMMS
AAAHHHHH (WHEN CHIKAN COMESSS WITH HIS FLUIDDS INSIDE CRACK OF WOMAN CHIKABN SCREAMSS
OHHHHHH (WHENN WOMEN FEELS HARD IRON COCK ENTERING HERR GAP WOMAN SCREAMMS
YUMMIEE YUMMIE (TASTY WOMAN WITH SEXXY BUTTOCKS) ...
IRON DICK GOES ON HOLIDAY Y TO AMSTERDAM (Sun 03 Mar 2002 17:19:21 GMT)
... I THEN SQUASH MY NAKED BODY ON HERSS AND COME YESS Y GUESS AAAAAAAHH AND SHEE GOES OOOOOH THEN I PUT MY MOUTH IN HERR HAIR AND SAY UMMMMMMMMM. ...
THE YOUNGG ADVENTUREES OF IRON DICK PART I " THE FATHER OF GROPPINGG"" (Mon 04 Mar 2002 20:33:57 GMT)
... BEINNG FATHER OF GROPPING ALL CHIKAN LEARN ABOUTT OOOOOOHH AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FROM CHIKANN KING HIMSELF AHAHAHHAH ...
RE:ALIG (Tue 05 Mar 2002 18:39:13 GMT)
... I DREAM ONEE DAY ALL GROPERS COME TO LONDON ONEDAY AND BOARD CROWDED TRAIN, THEN AT SAME TIME THEY ALL SHOUT AS THEY CUM INSIDE WOMANS CRACKS
ALL SHOUTT "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH"
THEN ALL WOMENN IN TRAINS SHOUTSS "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH"
THEN ALL GROPERS SHOUT "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHH"
THEN ALL WINDOWSS IN TRAIN STEAMM UP HAHAHAHAHA AS GROPERSS DO MASS ORGY OF GROPING AND HUMPING ...
RE;ANGEL (Tue 05 Mar 2002 22:25:54 GMT)
... I NEED FEMALEE LIKE U FOR EXPERIMENTSS I NEED TO KNOWW WHAT U FEEL IN YOURR MIND WHEN MAN PUSSHES FINGERS IN YOURR PUSSY DO U SAY ??
"OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH "
WHEN MAN GOESS "AAAAAAAAAAAHH"
"OOOOOOHHH" IS FEMALLE ANIMAL CRYY FOR ORGASM OR SEXUAL EXCITEMENT OK ?
SO PKLAEE ASK ANY QUESTION U NOT UNDERSTAND THANSS ...
theorys off why chikanss grope - research by dr. iron dick phd BSc diploma (Thu 07 Mar 2002 12:55:01 GMT)
... wheeen man goess waaaarrrrrrrrrrrr he is saying he e has found his matte
it is animall/wolf scream warrrrrrrrr
then aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh whenn inject hiss semen in womanss crack, thenn when smeell of semen in air all everyone goess crazy with sex becauss of pheronmones in semen ok ?
then women goess oooooooooooohhh becausee she is satisfied ...
re: helpp for collegge kid (Mon 11 Mar 2002 00:05:54 GMT)
... as doctorr i recoomend u alwayss carryy second pairr of underwearr in yourr bag alsso wassh your dick in toilet after u cum ok ? do thiss by pusshinng your dick downn toilet thenn flushingg this will wash awayy any semen smelling stainns ok on yourr dick ok ?
alwayys wassh yourr handss or whnne u go to collegee all woman will smell semenn on your handss and they say oooooooohhh and poooooooo (becauuse of smelll stinkyy semen ok ? ).) ...
researchh on smelly semen in chikanss pantss (Mon 11 Mar 2002 21:41:48 GMT)
... hamburgerss/kebabss and frierss is shittf food, whenn chikann eatss shiit food, hee becomess shit and all shiit goes into semen stains OK ?
Now wheenn chikann does aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh and womann goes oooooooohh
semenns cumss !! ok ?
then smell l off shitt in air ? ok
semern shit ok ? smart ehh ? ...
re: splitt personalittyy in chikanns research papper on whyy chikan hass twoo charaters (Tue 12 Mar 2002 23:12:43 GMT)
... dark v lightt whoo winnss which do u succummb tooo
chikkan summcum to darksiddee for powerr over woman ok ? likke dr. jekyll and mrr hydee ok ??
darkk side soo good aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh cumm cum to darrk side e aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh womann goess ooooooooooooooooooooooohhh ...
re: college kiddd (Sat 16 Mar 2002 13:03:29 GMT)
... abouut mum finddding pornon magaziness dont worry y she knowws all man are sex machiness we alll thinkkk of sex likee whenn u masturbate and comee aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh ok ? ...
We all have a love/hate relationship with the internet. I thought I would share a tasty morsel in case you aren't as adventurous as I when it comes to slogging through the seamy underbelly of the intarweb. Portal of Evil (bless them, misguided though they are) posted a HUGE bucket of insane today, the best of which was a BBS for Frotteurism. For those of you who have some shred of decency and propriety remaining, I will explain; frotteurism is the act of brushing up against women and trying to achieve orgasm, often without their knowledge or consent, as in a subway or bus. It's a particularly demented soul that gets off on this kind of thing, but my FAVORITE person from this message board is the inscrutable DOCTOR IRON DICK. I'm going to put up some of his better posts so you can enjoy them; perhaps one of you might find a new catch phrase here. ^_^
DISCLAIMER: Shamus thinks sickos on the intarweb are funny, but that doesn't mean he condones this kind of shit. Dr. Iron Dick should probably be locked in a booby hatch somewhere.
CHIKAN TERMSS AND STUFFF (Sun 03 Mar 2002 01:59:31 GMT)
... I AM IRON DDDICK KING OD ALL CHIKANSS WOMANN KNOWS ME BEACUSE WHEN I SAY AAAAAAAAAAHHH I COME AND SMELL OF SEMEN IS STRONG IN AIR ALL WOMEN SMELL SEMEN OF IRON DICK AND GET HORNY THEY ALL SAY OOHHH AND I SAYSS AAAAAAHHHHH.
CHIKANN TERMMMS
AAAHHHHH (WHEN CHIKAN COMESSS WITH HIS FLUIDDS INSIDE CRACK OF WOMAN CHIKABN SCREAMSS
OHHHHHH (WHENN WOMEN FEELS HARD IRON COCK ENTERING HERR GAP WOMAN SCREAMMS
YUMMIEE YUMMIE (TASTY WOMAN WITH SEXXY BUTTOCKS) ...
IRON DICK GOES ON HOLIDAY Y TO AMSTERDAM (Sun 03 Mar 2002 17:19:21 GMT)
... I THEN SQUASH MY NAKED BODY ON HERSS AND COME YESS Y GUESS AAAAAAAHH AND SHEE GOES OOOOOH THEN I PUT MY MOUTH IN HERR HAIR AND SAY UMMMMMMMMM. ...
THE YOUNGG ADVENTUREES OF IRON DICK PART I " THE FATHER OF GROPPINGG"" (Mon 04 Mar 2002 20:33:57 GMT)
... BEINNG FATHER OF GROPPING ALL CHIKAN LEARN ABOUTT OOOOOOHH AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FROM CHIKANN KING HIMSELF AHAHAHHAH ...
RE:ALIG (Tue 05 Mar 2002 18:39:13 GMT)
... I DREAM ONEE DAY ALL GROPERS COME TO LONDON ONEDAY AND BOARD CROWDED TRAIN, THEN AT SAME TIME THEY ALL SHOUT AS THEY CUM INSIDE WOMANS CRACKS
ALL SHOUTT "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH"
THEN ALL WOMENN IN TRAINS SHOUTSS "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH"
THEN ALL GROPERS SHOUT "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHH"
THEN ALL WINDOWSS IN TRAIN STEAMM UP HAHAHAHAHA AS GROPERSS DO MASS ORGY OF GROPING AND HUMPING ...
RE;ANGEL (Tue 05 Mar 2002 22:25:54 GMT)
... I NEED FEMALEE LIKE U FOR EXPERIMENTSS I NEED TO KNOWW WHAT U FEEL IN YOURR MIND WHEN MAN PUSSHES FINGERS IN YOURR PUSSY DO U SAY ??
"OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH "
WHEN MAN GOESS "AAAAAAAAAAAHH"
"OOOOOOHHH" IS FEMALLE ANIMAL CRYY FOR ORGASM OR SEXUAL EXCITEMENT OK ?
SO PKLAEE ASK ANY QUESTION U NOT UNDERSTAND THANSS ...
theorys off why chikanss grope - research by dr. iron dick phd BSc diploma (Thu 07 Mar 2002 12:55:01 GMT)
... wheeen man goess waaaarrrrrrrrrrrr he is saying he e has found his matte
it is animall/wolf scream warrrrrrrrr
then aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh whenn inject hiss semen in womanss crack, thenn when smeell of semen in air all everyone goess crazy with sex becauss of pheronmones in semen ok ?
then women goess oooooooooooohhh becausee she is satisfied ...
re: helpp for collegge kid (Mon 11 Mar 2002 00:05:54 GMT)
... as doctorr i recoomend u alwayss carryy second pairr of underwearr in yourr bag alsso wassh your dick in toilet after u cum ok ? do thiss by pusshinng your dick downn toilet thenn flushingg this will wash awayy any semen smelling stainns ok on yourr dick ok ?
alwayys wassh yourr handss or whnne u go to collegee all woman will smell semenn on your handss and they say oooooooohhh and poooooooo (becauuse of smelll stinkyy semen ok ? ).) ...
researchh on smelly semen in chikanss pantss (Mon 11 Mar 2002 21:41:48 GMT)
... hamburgerss/kebabss and frierss is shittf food, whenn chikann eatss shiit food, hee becomess shit and all shiit goes into semen stains OK ?
Now wheenn chikann does aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh and womann goes oooooooohh
semenns cumss !! ok ?
then smell l off shitt in air ? ok
semern shit ok ? smart ehh ? ...
re: splitt personalittyy in chikanns research papper on whyy chikan hass twoo charaters (Tue 12 Mar 2002 23:12:43 GMT)
... dark v lightt whoo winnss which do u succummb tooo
chikkan summcum to darksiddee for powerr over woman ok ? likke dr. jekyll and mrr hydee ok ??
darkk side soo good aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh cumm cum to darrk side e aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh womann goess ooooooooooooooooooooooohhh ...
re: college kiddd (Sat 16 Mar 2002 13:03:29 GMT)
... abouut mum finddding pornon magaziness dont worry y she knowws all man are sex machiness we alll thinkkk of sex likee whenn u masturbate and comee aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh ok ? ...