Is a funeral appropriate?
My computer is dying. I think it is on its last legs. It does not shut down properly anymore, and it really does some weird freezing up stuff. I suppose it is only to be expected, after all it is old. Really old. I don't want to say how old, because it is embarrassingly old.
Recently the monitor died. Full on died. I think there was a death rattle.
But the computer itself is wheezing and coughing, and I think it is finally sucumbing to the tuberculosis of computers. Sob.
So I just backed up all of my important data, and now I suppose I just have to be grateful for every day that it continues to function. Who knew I could feel so depressed by a stupid computer? I like Lola. She's been a good computer.
I feel rambling and stupid. I think it's time to go to bed and forget about my computer and instead worry about sleep. I hope I don't dream about the computer. That would be lame, don't you think? Yeah, I think.
Recently the monitor died. Full on died. I think there was a death rattle.
But the computer itself is wheezing and coughing, and I think it is finally sucumbing to the tuberculosis of computers. Sob.
So I just backed up all of my important data, and now I suppose I just have to be grateful for every day that it continues to function. Who knew I could feel so depressed by a stupid computer? I like Lola. She's been a good computer.
I feel rambling and stupid. I think it's time to go to bed and forget about my computer and instead worry about sleep. I hope I don't dream about the computer. That would be lame, don't you think? Yeah, I think.