ERIDAN: Lament on your failures in LOSTARC.

[lonelyglub]

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

okay so i dont think ill use my trollian tag anymore wwhen i begin convversin wwith you naked apes

Comments

[eroslegy]

couldn't you have said all that in about one sentence?

[lonelyglub]

wwhy wwould i fuckin do that
that wwould be pretty pointless
it wwould be like sayin
"youvve wwon a free avvatar for flarp"
wwithout any explanation as to wwhy you wwon or howw you wwon
or wwhat your free avvatar is
assumin its not a trick to bloww up your husktop

[eroslegy]

because its hard enough to understand you without having to read mountains of it?

[lonelyglub]

boo hoo
cry more
im a land glubber and i wwant things simplified because my dumb think pan cant comprehend anythin
i kneww wwe shouldnt had created naked land apes that could talk
but nooo wwe had to make things a little more complex than plankton
next time im makin plankton the 'humans' of earth

[freeglub]

Glub.

(locked /// 10%)

[lonelyglub]

fef i just
wwho wwould put my name in that
blind quadrant seekin ritual
im just a big tool

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[freeglub]

You never glubbed about all t)(at wit)( me.
W)(at )(appened?

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[lonelyglub]

remember the number i got the other day
wwhen you wwere makin your pile of...
fish

i wwent to wwhere it said to go and uh
in a human mating ritual i got paired up with japan
THERE WASNT ANY BUCKETS rest assured
but still it wwas glubbin embarrassin
showwin up there to find out someone tried to make douchebag eater my matesprit

i just like okay i told sol i wwould leavve the twwo of you alone
and then this happens
...but i got you somethin

[p2iioniic]

ii'm glad two 2ee you are fiinally openiing your eye2
and realiiziing the truth of your moronacy.

[lonelyglub]

oh shut your speaker flap sol
no one asked for your opinion

[p2iioniic]

ii thought you would appreciiate thii2.
ii'm congratulatiing you.
now here'2 2tep two.
you 2ay thii2:
"thank you for 2aviing my 2tupiid nook 2ollux."

[lonelyglub]

i dont havve to thank you
youre the one wwho brought that shady ass doctor to our hivve
noww a shady human fuckass knowws wwhere wwe livve
and at any moment they can come back and slaughter us all for science
so i guess i should say
'thanks sol for havvin me endure a difficult amount of pain and screamin only to ensure the douchebag wwill come back for more'

[dontcallmegol]

Oi, would you stop with the sandwich demands. Kiku is still recovering and has other shit to deal with.

[lonelyglub]

kiku
wwho the hell is kiku
i wwas demanin for douchebag country japan
not douchebag kiku the wweakest of dealin wwith shit that happens

and i wwill vvery wwell demand a sandwwich if i wwant or not
it is our sandwwich monopoly and i wwill exploit the wworkin class all i wwant for a god damn sandwwich
its howw trollpitalism wworks dumpass

[dontcallmegol]

Kiku is Japan, jackass. You didn't even bother to learn his name?

To be honest, I don't appreciate you calling him names either. Demand all you want, I won't let you exploit him.

And if you haven't noticed, we're not in your world so your weird rules don't apply here.

[lonelyglub]

japan introduced himself as japan fuckass
if that was his chat name then its not my fault if his name is really kiku
he nevver spoke of no kiku
only spoke of bein japan and bein a country

you dont appreciate nicknames?
wwhy in troll society douchebag country japan wwould pratically be the best name for a chum evver

as for the rules wwell then wwhos to say YOUR rules apply here either
wwe all got to compromise on the rules fairly but i see no rules posted so i wwill just assume to use the etiquette of my planet
dont be such a hypocrite by sayin your rules rule ovver all
thats like
thats like gettin on a ship and bein all
'i claim this ship in the name of orphaner dualscar'
wwithout evven fightin the creww on the ship
you cant just jump on ships and imply your rules
you gotta showw strength and enfore em

not only is it like that thats also called bein the wworst sea drift evver and you wwould be vviolently culled by the noble class of sea drifters

[asideglance]

...Such demands already...

I will make Eridan a sandwich in a moment. Please also realize that if you ever need someone to speak to, I am more than happy to listen.

[lonelyglub]

just wwhat can you do
listen to my problems and then try to get me wwith a bucket in the night
no thanks

[asideglance]

I will have you know I removed all buckets from my rooms simply for your sake.

[lonelyglub]

....really