ERIDAN: Lament on your failures in LOSTARC.

[lonelyglub]

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

okay so i dont think ill use my trollian tag anymore wwhen i begin convversin wwith you naked apes

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[freeglub]

Glub.

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[lonelyglub]

fef i just
wwho wwould put my name in that
blind quadrant seekin ritual
im just a big tool

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[freeglub]

You never glubbed about all t)(at wit)( me.
W)(at )(appened?

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[lonelyglub]

remember the number i got the other day
wwhen you wwere makin your pile of...
fish

i wwent to wwhere it said to go and uh
in a human mating ritual i got paired up with japan
THERE WASNT ANY BUCKETS rest assured
but still it wwas glubbin embarrassin
showwin up there to find out someone tried to make douchebag eater my matesprit

i just like okay i told sol i wwould leavve the twwo of you alone
and then this happens
...but i got you somethin

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[freeglub]

38O
So you got reeled into a date wit)( Japan?
T)(at doesn't sound too bad!
)(e doesn't )(ave to be your matesprit!
It could be a friend-date!!

And, you did?! 38O!!!
You didn't )(ave to, you know!

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[lonelyglub]

yeah but
it wwouldnt be so bad if it wwasnt for the fact that
someone wwrote my name somewwhere to be in this

i felt kind of bad for bein an asshole
check under the couch

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[freeglub]

)(mmm.
T)(at IS reely fis)(y...
Did you ask Japan about w)(o mig)(t )(ave done t)(at?
Would )(e )(ave known??

O)(!

Um...
It's couc)(stuck. 38\

But I'm angling to get it out!!!

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[lonelyglub]

no he wwouldt havve

okay

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[freeglub]

O)(!
IT'S FINTASTIC, -------ERIDAN!
T)(ANK YOU!!! GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB!

[ ohhey, it's a small birdcage-- THE PROPER SIZE FOR CULLING CUTTLEFISH. ]

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[lonelyglub]

youre wwelcome
if wwe evver find any cuttlefish i figured you wwould wwant something to cull them in

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[freeglub]

38)
So t)(oug)(tful!!!
You can reely be a good fis)( w)(en you try, you know?

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[lonelyglub]

its nothin to glub about though
evven if i turned a neww shell ovver
its not like people are goin to see a brand neww day out of me
the name droppin is a good example

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[freeglub]

You just )(ave to K-E-----EP SWIMMING WIT)( T)(---E RIG)(T CURR--ENTS!!
Don't give up!!

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[lonelyglub]

i givve up
if they arent satisfied the first time
they wwont be a second time

im just goin to find the brinesucker wwho put me in there
and fuckin kick him in the nook

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[freeglub]

Maybe t)(ey were trying to get you to make fronds!

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[lonelyglub]

fef
it wwas human datin
as in
human reproduction
if they wwanted to help be fronds then they should havve done it in a less
hateful manner