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"When Hell is full, the dead will walk the earth."
Finally, the question burning in everyone's mind is answered!
[from WikiAnswers:]
Q: When hell full will the dead walk the earth?
A: No. . .this place you speak of is infinite. There will always be room. don't worry.
[from Yahoo! Answers:]
When hell is full, the dead shall walk the earth?where did this quote come from? is it a bible verse ( if ( Read more... ) -
And one day the rain fell thick as black oil.
A superb riddle:
Who is omnipresent (with you all the
time), omniscient (knows everything
about you), and omnipotent (can
control everything you do)? -
A little poor taste, in the Christmas spirit.
Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
A: You only need one nail to hang the picture.
Jesus walks into a hotel and puts three nails on the counter, at which point he says to the inn keeper, "Can you put me up for the night?"
Q: Why did Jesus die on the cross?
A: He forget his safe word.
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http://www.chick.com/catalog/tractlist.asp
" For 41 years, soul-winners worldwide have used Chick cartoon tracts to witness because CHICK TRACTS GET READ! "
bwahahaha... soul-winners. i knew it. secretly, all christians are agents of satan. O_o
way to go, satan!
i'm so bored, y'guys. i've resorted to reading chick tracts. sweet mother of weasel ( Read more... ) -
rock on, bitches. rock on.
forgive me, jesus.
o-m-fucking-g. i heart that community.
in other news, today i called pretty much everyone a motherfucker. it was sweetness. i have had four cups of tea. w00t 2 teh maxx. -
My same post, cut-and-pasted, from absolute_jesus.
Okay. So I was in the dollar store today (which rocks my socks, if you really want to know) with my friends, listenin2voices and crazyeyes13. A man walks up to us with several little pamphlets to hand us. Crazyeyes13 politely declines, but listenin2voices and Yours Truly graciously accept ( Read more... )
