A little poor taste, in the Christmas spirit.
Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
A: You only need one nail to hang the picture.
Jesus walks into a hotel and puts three nails on the counter, at which point he says to the inn keeper, "Can you put me up for the night?"
Q: Why did Jesus die on the cross?
A: He forget his safe word.
- from absolute_jesus ( here)
A: You only need one nail to hang the picture.
Jesus walks into a hotel and puts three nails on the counter, at which point he says to the inn keeper, "Can you put me up for the night?"
Q: Why did Jesus die on the cross?
A: He forget his safe word.
- from absolute_jesus ( here)