Fic: Text Me a Happy New Year (Day 5 - Wednesday)
Media: Fic
Type: One-shot ( Masterpost (all parts))
Title: Text Me a Happy New Year
Author: lola_mejor
Word Count: ~11,000 (whoa) - but that's total. LJ's RETARDED formatting and weird size limits means it's in parts
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Fluff, crack, angst, humor, romance, partridge in a pear tree
Pairings: Klaine
Spoilers: Nope... well kinda for speculation on a spoiler that turned out to not be true so it’s not even worth mentioning cos if you don’t know it, you won’t get it!
Warning: The entire thing is in text message form... forewarned is forearmed?
Disclaimer: I hacked the fictional text messages of fictional characters that don’t belong to me. Mea culpa.
Summary: No internet and no Kurt for over a week? Thank god for cell-phones. (Or: the one were Blaine goes away with his extended family every holiday season and 2011/2012 is no different)
A/N: My everlasting thanks tojennacorinth for her beta-skills, and for being my constant (and vocal) cheersquad! Also, any artists: I have some fan art requests at the end of this fic if anyone is willing to oblige - read on and it’ll make sense! Finally, formatting’s a bitch - bear with me if you see this and there are still some issues!
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WEDNESDAY
Blaine <3
12/28/2011 8:03 AM
Ugggghhhhhh. I never learn do I?
Kurt
12/28/2011 8:08 AM
Good morning to you too. Hung over?
Get some Gatorade into you - you’ll
be dehydrated
Blaine <3
12/28/2011 8:14 AM
Uh huh, just as soon as I can get out of
bed. My head won’t let me lift it more
than the inch it takes to look at my
phone. Ow
Blaine <3
12/28/2011 8:20 AM
I’m so embarrassed. And I’m sorry
Kurt
12/28/2011 8:31 AM
I’m guessing you didn’t kiss or try to
have sex with anyone this time so
I’m sure it’s ok
Blaine <3
12/28/2011 8:33 AM
Oh god you make it sound like I was
in heat
Kurt
12/28/2011 8:36 AM
That wouldn’t be far from the truth
when there’s alcohol in your system…
Blaine <3
12/28/2011 8:38 AM
Oh god I’m so sorry. And so embarrassed.
I really should just not get drunk
Kurt
12/28/2011 8:41 AM
S’ok. I love you for being you. The whole
kit and caboodle
Blaine <3
12/28/2011 8:47 AM
Anyway, I did NOT try to kiss or
have sex with anyone last night…
Blaine <3
12/28/2011 8:51 AM
… tho I may have got all sorts of emotional
and told the girls - IN WAAAY TOO MUCH
DETAIL - just how much I love you and
how sexy you are and how you make me feel
Kurt
12/28/2011 8:54 AM
Ok that *is* a bit embarrassing. For me
Blaine <3
12/28/2011 9:05 AM
Don’t be embarrassed by how amazing
you are and how you make me feel. I
love that
Blaine <3
12/28/2011 9:11 AM
Ugh hurry up and work Tylenol
Kurt
12/28/2011 9:23 AM
Have a shower and go for a walk in
the cool air. You’ll feel better
Blaine <3
12/28/2011 9:49 AM
Are you busy? Can I call you while
I’m walking? Want to hear your voice…
Kurt
12/28/2011 10:01 AM
Of course. I’m out running errands
but I’ve just put my headphones in so
I can talk as I go
Blaine <3
12/28/2011 10:42 AM
Thank you for singing to me. Warm
fuzzies
Kurt
12/28/2011 10:45 AM
Well I was in the car - seems natural I
should sing our car song xx
Blaine <3
12/28/2011 10:51 AM
Weird that you saw my Dad’s car
though
Kurt
12/28/2011 11:00 AM
I’m sorry I shouldn’t have said
anything - it looked like his car but
I only saw it for a second and there
was too much traffic to stop. It
probably wasn’t his
Kurt
12/28/2011 11:03 AM
It probably wasn’t him. I mean, why
would he be at McKinley in the middle
of the winter break?!
Blaine <3
12/28/2011 11:06 AM
That’s the question that’s killing me
right now
Kurt
12/28/2011 11:10 AM
Love you so much. Try not to dwell
on what your dad is or isn’t doing.
Have fun with the girls or something
Blaine <3
12/28/2011 11:19 AM
Yes sir :) Actually the weather’s crappy
today so we’re going to watch a season
of Gossip Girl… just can’t decide which one
Kurt
12/28/2011 11:23 AM
Pick the one with the most Chuck Bass
in it… hmmmm Chuck
Blaine <3
12/28/2011 11:30 AM
Is that why you like it when I look
particularly dapper hm? I’m more of a Nate
man myself
Kurt
12/28/2011 11:34 AM
I don’t know… something about the badboy
factor. But then Dan has adorable hair
depending on the season. I love that hint
of curl :)
Blaine <3
12/28/2011 11:40 AM
Yeah you do :D
Kurt
12/28/2011 12:23 PM
What do you guys usually do for NYE? I
currently have ZERO plans and it’s just
pathetic. I know it’s going to be me and
Dad watching old movies again
Blaine <3
12/28/2011 12:40 PM
Depends. Sometimes we go into town,
sometimes we just stay at the house.
We haven’t decided yet. You should create
the plans if there’s nothing going on so far
Blaine <3
12/28/2011 1:18 PM
I’d forgotten about the “Jenny’s fashion line”
story arc in GG. It’s… interesting
Kurt
12/28/2011 1:31 PM
I always thought it was pedestrian -
looking for shock value only, channeling
“heroin chic”. The girl has crazy skinny legs
though
Kurt
12/28/2011 1:56 PM
Trying to convince Finn we should have a
party at our place for NYE. He seems to think
internet gaming with Puck and Artie would
be more fun. WTF?!
Blaine <3
12/28/2011 2:03 PM
Hey don’t knock gaming - but tell him he can
do that any night, and anyway I want in so
they should wait til I’m back
Kurt
12/28/2011 2:14 PM
I don’t know whether I’m still glad you and he
sorted out your issues… if I become an
RPG-widow because you spend all your time
gaming…
Blaine <3
12/28/2011 2:39 PM
You know that’s not going to happen while
you still own and strut around in THOSE
jeans
Kurt <3
12/28/2011 2:44 PM
;)
Blaine <3
12/28/2011 3:32 PM
I have no idea how these girls wear
heels that high. It’s like they’re walking
on stilts
Kurt
12/28/2011 3:40 PM
Or phalluses. Some women insist high
heels are empowering because they
symbolize women walking on erect
penises
Kurt
12/28/2011 3:41 PM
Phalli?
Blaine <3
12/28/2011 3:51 PM
Who are you and what have you done
with my boyfriend? Kurt Hummel does
not text the phrase “erect penises”
Kurt
12/28/2011 3:58 PM
Hey it’s the correct terminology and we’re
having a fashion discussion here!
Blaine <3
12/28/2011 4:20 PM
You’ve been reading the fashion blogs all
afternoon haven’t you?
Kurt
12/28/2011 4:23 PM
Maybe? You’re not here to keep me distracted
with YOUR penis so what was I supposed to
do?
Blaine <3
12/28/2011 4:34 PM
Ok seriously is that Santana?! Give Kurt the
phone back!
Kurt
12/28/2011 4:40 PM
Maybe I’m just… umm… *really* missing you
right now and trying not to get too worked up.
Clearly my subconscious is not letting that
happen.
Kurt
12/28/2011 4:42 PM
I’m looking at male fashion websites now…
plan to not get too worked up is failing
Blaine <3
12/28/2011 4:43 PM
REALLY?
Kurt
12/28/2011 4:45 PM
Uh huh... jus thinking of you now...
Blaine <3
12/28/2011 4:47 PM
Are you alone? I’m calling...
Kurt
12/28/2011 5:16 PM
I can’t believe we just did that. I can’t
believe it was ME who started that!
Blaine <3
12/28/2011 5:20 PM
Brain. Not. Working.
Kurt
12/28/2011 5:28 PM
:D
Blaine <3
12/28/2011 5:31 PM
Seriously. You sound so hot when you’re…
just wow
Blaine <3
12/28/2011 5:34 PM
There is just no predicting you Kurt. I love
it so much. I love you so much
Kurt
12/28/2011 5:40 PM
You make me crazy. I can’t predict me
anymore, and I love it. I can’t wait until you’re
really here again and we don’t have to
imagine each other’s hands…
Kurt
12/28/2011 5:43 PM
Ok I’m going to stop myself messaging right
there. You’d better clean out your messages
in case the cousins see it. I’ve got to clean up
and start on dinner.
Blaine <3
12/28/2011 6:01 PM
Good point - done. Love you
Kurt
12/28/2011 6:14 PM
Love you too! Finn has agreed RE party. Now
just to convince Dad and Carole :)
Blaine <3
12/28/2011 6:24 PM
Wish I could kiss you at midnight on NYE
Blaine <3
12/28/2011 6:36 PM
The girls are totally giggling at me. I think
they KNOW
Kurt
12/28/2011 7:00 PM
Oh god when I meet your cousins I’m just
going to die of humiliation aren’t I?
Blaine <3
12/28/2011 7:07 PM
Are you kidding me? They’ll immediately tell
you EVERY embarrassing story about me from
over the years. I’ll be the one dying of
humiliation!
Blaine <3
12/28/2011 7:14 PM
What’s for dinner in the Hummel-Hudson
household tonight?
Kurt
12/28/2011 7:34 PM
Baked atlantic salmon (with lime and cracked
pepper) on a bed of couscous, with broccolini
Blaine <3
12/28/2011 7:48 PM
Oh wow that sounds AMAZING. My mouth is
watering even though I just ate my weight in
pepperoni pizza
Kurt
12/28/2011 7:56 PM
You’re enjoying the healthy lifestyle there
then? ;)
Blaine <3
12/28/2011 7:59 PM
I maintain that pepperoni is a core food
group. Ask Finn - he agrees with me
Kurt
12/28/2011 8:05 PM
Dietetically speaking, you two would be like
the blind leading the blind, in a field of
thorns
Blaine <3
12/28/2011 8:11 PM
Good thing I’ve got my cheeky grin then.
Wish you could see it now cos you’d melt
and agree with me on the pepperoni thing
Kurt
12/28/2011 8:20 PM
Well I’d melt into your arms anyway… and
forgive you for the pepperoni thing
Kurt
12/28/2011 8:38 PM
I can’t decide what to wear on NYE. I
might need to make something
Blaine <3
12/28/2011 8:45 PM
Is it going to be a theme party?
Kurt
12/28/2011 8:51 PM
Well Dad and Carole haven’t even agreed
yet. They’re “thinking about it”. But yes -
I’m thinking “timeless” for the theme
Blaine <3
12/28/2011 9:01 PM
And what would you go as that’s
timeless?
Kurt
12/28/2011 9:09 PM
Well obviously I’d have to pick a
timeless look. Maybe something from the
1920s - there were some fabulous hats
back then
Blaine <3
12/28/2011 9:14 PM
I hope they say yes to the party - and
then that you take heaps of photos!
Blaine <3
12/28/2011 9:16 PM
Can I call you now? Heading to bed soon…
sooo tired after last night
Kurt
12/28/2011 9:20 PM
Sure. You get no sympathy from me
though - it was entirely your choice to
down all those margaritas!
Kurt
12/28/2011 10:08 PM
Sweet dreams Mr Sleepyhead. Not long
now
Blaine <3
12/28/2011 10:19 PM
Hmmmm. Good night Kurt. I love you
Kurt
12/28/2011 10:23 PM
And you know I love you too xx
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