Fic: Text Me A Happy New Year (Day 6 - Thursday)
Media: Fic
Type: One-shot ( Masterpost (all parts))
Title: Text Me a Happy New Year
Author: lola_mejor
Word Count: ~11,000 (whoa) - but that's total. LJ's RETARDED formatting and weird size limits means it's in parts
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Fluff, crack, angst, humor, romance, partridge in a pear tree
Pairings: Klaine
Spoilers: Nope... well kinda for speculation on a spoiler that turned out to not be true so it’s not even worth mentioning cos if you don’t know it, you won’t get it!
Warning: The entire thing is in text message form... forewarned is forearmed?
Disclaimer: I hacked the fictional text messages of fictional characters that don’t belong to me. Mea culpa.
Summary: No internet and no Kurt for over a week? Thank god for cell-phones. (Or: the one were Blaine goes away with his extended family every holiday season and 2011/2012 is no different)
A/N: My everlasting thanks tojennacorinth for her beta-skills, and for being my constant (and vocal) cheersquad! Also, any artists: I have some fan art requests at the end of this fic if anyone is willing to oblige - read on and it’ll make sense! Finally, formatting’s a bitch - bear with me if you see this and there are still some issues!
------------
THURSDAY
Kurt
12/29/2011 9:02 AM
Morning! Great news! Dad and Carole
said yes to the party! Soooo much to do!
I’m heading over to Rachel’s now to
organize the invitations and workshop
our costumes!
Blaine <3
12/29/2011 9:04 AM
Wish I could be there. Would James Bond
qualify as timeless enough for a costume?
Blaine <3
12/29/2011 9:06 AM
No wait! The Doctor! I would totally go as
the Doctor - I’ve already got the bow ties :D
Kurt
12/29/2011 9:10 AM
As in Dr Who? The Doctor is actually a
pretty cool idea and nice play on the concept.
Wish you could be here to do it
Blaine <3
12/29/2011 9:23 AM
You and me both. My Dad is apparently
coming back for the weekend…
Blaine <3
12/29/2011 9:24 AM
I don’t know what to expect Kurt
Blaine <3
12/292011 9:28 AM
It’s like he goes out of his way to ruin
things when I’m happy
Kurt
12/29/2011 9:33 AM
Try not to think about it for now. You
can’t control what will happen at the
weekend - and you’ve got two days
to enjoy first, right?
Blaine <3
12/29/2011 9:39 AM
Yeah you’re right :) Jack, Luke and I are
going on a scavenger hunt in a little bit -
I won’t be taking my phone FYI
Kurt
12/29/2011 9:45 AM
What will you be scavenging?
Blaine <3
12/29/2011 9:52 AM
Whatever. It’s really just an excuse to
run around the countryside climbing
fences and hedges… trying not to get
caught by the owners
Blaine <3
12/29/2011 9:54 AM
There’s usually competitive
skinny-dipping too
Kurt
12/29/2011 10:01 AM
How on earth does one do that
competitively?!
Blaine <3
12/29/2011 10:03 AM
It’s all about location of the pond, or
stream - proximity to the public - and
at this time of year the temperature
of the water is also a factor
Blaine <3
12/29/2011 10:10 AM
It’s a complex scoring system. Needless
to say I usually win :D
Kurt
12/29/2011 10:18 AM
Why am I not surprised? Have fun - it
sounds like you will. Just be careful, k?
Blaine <3
12/29/2011 10:25 AM
Yup. Love you
Kurt
12/29/2011 11:34 AM
ARGH! I know you’re probably busy
frolicking in a pond by the highway
right now, but Rachel is driving me
INSANE!
Kurt
12/29/2011 11:47 AM
You cannot expect people to come a
party if you serve vegan snacks ONLY!
Kurt
12/29/2011 11:51 AM
She even wants to put on the invitation
that it’s to be a “vegan event”. *facepalm*
Kurt
12/29/2011 12:21 PM
Ok I don’t want to freak you out, but I
think I just saw your Dad’s car again - in
that warehousing district where that
good costume shop is
Kurt
12/29/2011 12:30 PM
I’m sure it’s nothing, or I’ve got the wrong
car or whatever. Shit I shouldn’t have sent
you that message
Kurt
12/29/2011 1:14 PM
I love you so much. Just ignore all the
negative. Hope your scavenger hunt was…
fruitful?
Kurt
12/29/2011 2:01 PM
Please message or call as soon as you get
back to let me know I haven’t totally ruined
your day. I’m sorry. I love you so much
Blaine <3
12/29/2011 2:41 PM
Kurt relax. I’m sure Dad just had some
business client there - he deals with freight
companies a lot - it’s not unusual he’d be in
the warehousing district on the edge of town
Blaine <3
12/29/2011 2:43 PM
Besides, I’ve had an OUTSTANDING day and
refuse to let him ruin it from afar :D
Kurt
12/29/2011 3:11 PM
Phew. So how was your day so outstanding?
Oh Rachel has agreed to leave the vegan thing
off the invites, but is still claiming it’ll be a
vegan party
Kurt
12/29/2011 3:12 PM
Given the party is at my house, not hers,
I’ll just make the snacks I want to make.
She’ll live
Blaine <3
12/29/2011 3:18 PM
Oh man she’s going to be so amusingly pissed
at you when she finds out you’ve done that.
You’re right though - distract her with
something else and she’ll get over it real
quick
Blaine <3
12/29/2011 4:01 PM
We went SO far on our hunt today - up hill
and down dale, as my grandmother would
have put it
Blaine <3
12/29/2011 4:03 PM
And I totally won the skinny dipping
competition for swimming upstream against
the current of an irrigation channel next to
a truck stop
Kurt
12/29/2011 4:10 PM
You did WHAT? You could have drowned!
Do you know how dangerous irrigation
channels are?!
Blaine <3
12/29/2011 4:14 PM
But it was fine!
Kurt
12/29/2011 4:20 PM
I really worry about you sometimes, you
know that?
Blaine <3
12/29/2011 4:34 PM
I know. Anyway we found all these
awesome retro tins down the bottom
of an enormous field - like old tinned
spaghetti with cool retro 60s designs. They
look like Warhols.
Blaine <3
12/29/2011 4:42 PM
And I found this AWESOME old riding boot.
I wish I had the other one and could wear
them - it’s halfway between proper
equestrian and cowboy
Kurt
12/29/2011 4:48 PM
There is no adequate way to express the
sarcasm with which I mean this in a text:
nice haul
Blaine <3
12/29/2011 4:51 PM
Spoilsport. The loot isn’t the point anyway.
It was just fun
Kurt
12/29/2011 4:56 PM
I’m really glad you had fun. And to be honest
the boot sounds kinda cool. Take some photos
and we’ll try and find some like it online
Blaine <3
12/29/2011 5:03 PM
I’ll just bring the boot home!
Kurt
12/29/2011 5:14 PM
I don’t think that’s strictly necessary…
nor sanitary
Blaine <3
12/29/2011 5:20 PM
This is me pouting at you: *pouts*
Kurt
12/29/2011 5:23 PM
God you’re so weird. You want to bring
a boot you found in a field across the
country home to show me. I should be
glad it’s not a dead animal
Blaine <3
12/29/2011 5:26 PM
Well actually, since I’m pretty sure the
boot is leather…
Kurt
12/29/2011 5:35 PM
Oh shut up! You are INCORRIGIBLE!
Kurt
12/29/2011 5:37 PM
And I love you ;)
Blaine <3
12/29/2011 5:40 PM
Yeah you do. And I love you :) Making
brownies now though. No distracting!
Kurt
12/29/2011 5:50 PM
Brownies for dinner?!
Blaine <3
12/29/2011 6:04 PM
No silly, for AFTER dinner. The house
has two kitchens…
Kurt
12/29/2011 6:10 PM
You never told me that! Can we get
married in that house? Imagine the catering!
Blaine <3
12/29/2011 6:14 PM
I love that your first thought was to the
catering possibilities
Blaine <3
12/29/2011 6:19 PM
And yes of course… xx
Blaine <3
12/29/2011 6:24 PM
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS ARE ENGAGED?????
SQUEEEEE!!!!!
Blaine <3
12/29/2011 6:30 PM
Sorry! That was Hannah. She’s only 14.
They stole my phone again (well I kinda half
dropped it in the brownies batter). I’ve explained
that we’re not engaged of course
Kurt
12/29/2011 6:32 PM
Haha. She’s cute. I love that we can vaguely
talk about a far away future without freaking
out though
Blaine <3
12/29/2011 6:34 PM
I hope it is our far away future
Kurt
12/29/2011 6:40 PM
Me too
Blaine <3
12/29/2011 6:53 PM
OH MY GOD STOP BEING SO CUTE IT’S
MAKING THE BROWNIES SEEM SAVORY!!!
XOXO NAT
Blaine <3
12/29/2011 7:02 PM
ARGH! I’m hiding my phone again. LOVE YOU
Kurt
12/29/2011 7:14 PM
Love you too. Busy working on my costume
anyway - I’m going as Fred Astaire and
Quinn has agreed to be my Ginger Rogers
Blaine <3
12/29/2011 8:54 PM
That sounds AMAZING! Which outfits are you
going for? Are you making Quinn a feather
dress? I demand many photos!
Kurt
12/29/2011 8:58 PM
Yes we’re trying to make a feather dress
equivalent. I’ll be wearing something with a
bit more panache than Fred Astaire from that
scene though - I will be accessorizing to match
the dress
Blaine <3
12/29/2011 9:03 PM
I’m sure it’ll be amazing.
Kurt
12/29/2011 9:14 PM
How did the brownies turn out?
Blaine <3
12/29/2011 9:32 PM
We may have eaten them all in one
sitting :)
Blaine <3
12/29/2011 9:46 PM
Hannah has the Astaire/Rogers movie
“Shall We Dance”!! We’re watching it now
and I’m imagining you in Astaire’s role :D
Blaine <3
12/29/2011 9:52 PM
You’re going to be irresistible in your
costume. Making me restless thinking
about it
Kurt
12/29/2011 10:18 PM
I’ll make sure to model it for you when
you’re back ;)
Blaine <3
12/29/2011 10:35 PM
You better. Though I’ll probably only last
about 5 minutes admiring it before I’m
liberating you of the suit
Kurt
12/29/2011 10:44 PM
I hope that’s a promise. Heading to bed
soon - phonecall?
Blaine <3
12/29/2011 10:46 PM
I’ll call you as soon as the movie’s over
Kurt
12/29/2011 10:50 PM
K
Blaine <3
12/29/2011 11:58 PM
Good night. And we should totally do an
Astaire number in Glee next year - like a
Gershwin or Irving Berlin classic. We’d
kill it
Kurt
12/30/2011 12:04 AM
I love that you want to do that. Can’t wait.
Good night. Love you
----------
----> Click here for Day 7 - FRIDAY