Fic: Text Me a Happy New Year (Day 4 - Tuesday)
Media: Fic
Type: One-shot ( Masterpost (all parts))
Title: Text Me a Happy New Year
Author: lola_mejor
Word Count: ~11,000 (whoa) - but that's total. LJ's RETARDED formatting and weird size limits means it's in parts
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Fluff, crack, angst, humor, romance, partridge in a pear tree
Pairings: Klaine
Spoilers: Nope... well kinda for speculation on a spoiler that turned out to not be true so it’s not even worth mentioning cos if you don’t know it, you won’t get it!
Warning: The entire thing is in text message form... forewarned is forearmed?
Disclaimer: I hacked the fictional text messages of fictional characters that don’t belong to me. Mea culpa.
Summary: No internet and no Kurt for over a week? Thank god for cell-phones. (Or: the one were Blaine goes away with his extended family every holiday season and 2011/2012 is no different)
A/N: My everlasting thanks tojennacorinth for her beta-skills, and for being my constant (and vocal) cheersquad! Also, any artists: I have some fan art requests at the end of this fic if anyone is willing to oblige - read on and it’ll make sense! Finally, formatting’s a bitch - bear with me if you see this and there are still some issues!
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TUESDAY
Kurt
12/27/2011 8:58 AM
Morning my love. How are you
feeling today?
Kurt
12/27/2011 9:34 AM
Apparently I’ve been “moping” and
Carole is staging an intervention -
brunch at Lima Bean
Kurt
12/27/2011 10:03 AM
Being here just makes me miss you
more. There is some weird old couple
at *our* table
Kurt
12/27/2011 10:10 AM
Blaine?
Blaine <3
12/27/2011 10:24 AM
Hi. Sorry. Was trying to sleep as long
as possible. Easier that way. Thank
you again for being there last night
Kurt
12/27/2011 10:27 AM
I wish I could have actually been
there in person. I miss your smell. Is it
weird I’ve been sleeping with one of
your T-shirts?
Blaine <3
12/27/2011 10:34 AM
It’s not weird because I’m sleeping with
your scarf every night. Luke figured it
out and is calling it my “kurblankie”
Kurt
12/27/2011 10:40 AM
Ok you win that one. Really though.
How are you?
Blaine <3
12/27/2011 11:01 AM
I’m ok I guess. Just stressed out. My dad
isn’t even at work - I tried calling there
Kurt
12/27/2011 11:23 AM
He’s in Lima - I just saw him at the
bookshop
Blaine <3
12/27/2011 11:34 AM
What? What is he doing there? Did
you talk to him?
Kurt
12/27/2011 11:45 AM
I didn’t talk to him, I just saw him.
He was talking to the sales person
and then the next time I looked up
from browsing the biographies his
car was pulling out of the parking
lot
Kurt
12/27/2011 11:58 AM
I’m sorry sometimes knowing too much
is not helpful. We don’t know what’s
going on. Maybe you should call his
cell?
Blaine <3
12/27/2011 12:03 PM
To say what? “I’m sorry you hate me
so much you have to leave our annual
Christmas vacation?” I don’t think there’s
anything left to say
Blaine <3
12/27/2011 12:49 PM
Thank you for calling. Everything spirals
out of control in my head sometimes
Kurt
12/27/2011 1:03 PM
Anytime. Love you
Kurt
12/27/2011 1:20 PM
I’m going to pretend to be moping
and missing you more often. Carole
making my favourite cookies and Finn
and Rachel just rented like every musical
ever to watch this afternoon, and
brought ice cream
Blaine <3
12/27/2011 1:28 PM
That’s spooky. My aunt and cousins
are pretty much doing exactly the same
thing
Kurt
12/27/2011 1:37 PM
What are you going to watch?
Blaine <3
12/27/2011 1:42 PM
Don’t judge me, but I’m feeling in a
Moulin Rouge mood
Kurt
12/27/2011 1:49 PM
We were going to go more classic
Broadway, but yeah I could watch
that. Rachel will live
Blaine <3
12/27/2011 2:04 PM
It’ll be like we’re watching it together.
Almost.
Blaine <3
12/27/2011 2:08 PM
Except Hannah and Nat are taking my
phone :( They say they love you, but that
you’re stealing my attention
Kurt
12/27/2011 2:11 PM
Tell them it’s a known fact that I just
can’t help but pull focus :p
Blaine <3
12/27/2011 2:13 PM
Haha I did already. Love you. Talk
later
Kurt
12/27/2011 4:40 PM
What are you up to tonight? Mercedes
is coming over here. We’re going to
rewatch last season’s Project Runway
Blaine <3
12/27/2011 4:55 PM
Ewan McGregor reminds me of you -
but you’re hotter :)
Blaine <3
12/27/2011 5:02 PM
All the adults are going out to dinner -
they’re usually out pretty late and pretty
drunk when they get back. We’re
planning a pajama party in the living
room
Kurt
12/27/2011 5:34 PM
Sounds like a fun night! Mercedes says hi.
Blaine <3
12/27/2011 7:09 PM
KUUUURTIE! YOU SHOULD BE HERE!
THE DRINKS ARE GOOOOOOOOD!
Kurt
12/27/2011 7:14 PM
Uh oh... What are you drinking?
Blaine <3
12/27/2011 7:30 PM
COCKTAILS!!! BLAINEY HAD NEVER HAD
A MARGARITA BEFORE!!! GOOD THING
WE BROUGHT ALL THE INGREDIENTS
FROM HOME!!
Blaine <3
12/27/2011 7:42 PM
Oh. My. God. KURT - Margaritas are
AMAZING!!!! I LOOOOOOOVE you!!!!!!
Kurt
12/27/2011 8:00 PM
Please be sensible. Love you
Blaine <3
12/27/2011 8:14 PM
DUDE BLAINE IS SUCH A LIGHTWEIGHT!!!
Kurt
12/27/2011 8:18 PM
Ok can all the cousins at least sign their
names when they steal your phone so
I know who I’m talking to? I’m guessing
that was Luke?
Kurt
12/27/2011 8:20 PM
And yes I’m well aware of what Blaine is
like with alcohol in his system
Blaine <3
12/27/2011 8:14 PM
Hey chill we’re looking after your boy.
It’s Jack btw
Kurt
12/27/2011 8:17 PM
Oh hey Jack. And yes you’d better look
after him - or else I’m coming for you
Blaine <3
12/27/2011 8:28 PM
OOOOOH KURT’S GETTING MAD AT US!!!
DON’T WORRY - BLAINEY’S JUST HAVING
A GOOD TIME SINGING ALL HIS GLEE
TUNES! XO HANNAH
Blaine <3
12/27/2011 9:11 PM
Kurt I’m SOOOO sorry I’m hiding my phone
on my person where they won’t find it now!
I LOOOOVE YOU!
Kurt
12/27/2011 9:21 PM
Do I even want to know where?! Please be
careful. I love you.
Kurt
12/27/2011 10:13 PM
Mercedes just bet me $10 that you’ve
stripped down to your underwear and are
running around outside in the cold. I hate
to say I can see it happening
Blaine <3
12/27/2011 11:02 PM
WE JUST FOUND BLAINEY’S PHONE!!! HE’S
SLEEPING LIKE A BABY ON THE COUCH! No
naked running around don’t worry Kurtie.
xx NAT
Blaine <3
12/27/2011 11:23 PM
NICE PHOTOS!!! YOU’RE A DAMNED FINE
LOOKING MAN KURT!! HANNAH
Blaine <3
12/27/2011 11:30 PM
HAHA NICE TRY KURT! BLAINE IS ASLEEP
AND WE’RE NOT GIVING HIS PHONE
BACK NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES
YOU CALL!
Blaine <3
12/27/2011 11:34 PM
AWWW DID U NO HE HAS SAVED ALL
THESE ADORABLE MESSAGES FROM YOU
IN HIS NOTES PAGE?!
Kurt
12/28/2011 12:04 AM
Thank GOD you woke up and got your phone
back. Thank you for calling me, even if I
could only understand every second word.
Now PLEASE have a glass of water, some
Tylenol, and go to bed!
Kurt
12/28/2011 12:06 AM
PS. I love you, even if you are a total drunken
idiot right now
Blaine <3
12/28/2011 12:06 AM
I’m sooooooo sorry Kurt. I love you to infinity.
Sleep now. Blaine so tired
Kurt
12/28/2011 12:09 AM
Aaaand you’re speaking in the third person.
Get some sleep. Love you
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