The Lirry Post of Our Generation (And the TMH Tour) -- Part 3a
Episode 1: A New Grope
Episode 2: The Pantser Strikes Back
Episode 3: Return of the Jokesters
The saga of two very awful boys in particular continues. Here's the thing. good luck. c u never.
Concerning concert/gig stuff
Exhibit A -- the love stairs
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yeah he is.
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CONSIDER US ALL BLESSED BY THE GODS OF KISSPERING
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Exhibit B -- General fucking around / idiocy / weird mating rituals
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they watch this shit all the time, don't they. they fucking make growly faces at one another and imitate all of the voices and roars and wrestle like lion cubs, and ooops there goes a tackle suspiciously similar to the one during can you feel the love tonight.
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inside peek at their regular jam sessions. the feedback loop here makes me want to light myself on fire - the both of them playing off of one another without hesitating, getting increasingly amped up.
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it’s like you’re my mirror. etc.
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can you just imagine these two asshats trying to film a sex tape though. 99% sure harold would drop the camera on his foot and/or crotch at some point.
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no but seriously have you read diana's sex tape fic yet whoops i accidentally linked it.
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if you think liam and harry wouldn't be able to pick each other's dicks out of a photographic line up i will literally eat this chair. 'hmm, nope, vein's in the wrong place on that one, innit.'
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yes please, harry, tell us more about what a reckless, brave, diving headlong into danger gryffindor liam payne is.
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moment of silence for their watch the throne memories. here’s a mop for your tears.
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get the fuck out with the radiance of harry’s laughing-at-liam face. how are people supposed to be able to look at this without burning out their retinas. i don’t understand.
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that low muffled sobbing you hear in the far-off distance would be me.
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stop talking into each other’s mouths.
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they enjoy matching: ripped jeans, plaid, white tee, mutual lingering gaze.
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Meet & Greet shenanigans
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the way liam just sits on harry though. doesn’t even hesitate. ‘harry’s butt is a superior place to sit than the floor’ - that’s what liam’s brain did, just there. and the way harry takes it 137% in stride. least big of deals, being sat on. it’s almost like they have their giant dumb gumby bodies all over each other all the time, or something. and the way they both linger for like 1827381723 years? does it really take that long to scribble on a shoe, harold. ok. and then liam finishes up AND HE’S STILL JUST SITTING THERE. “YOU’RE QUITE COMFY, ACTUALLY” - ACTUAL WORDS SPOKEN OUT OF LIAM MONSTER PAYNE’S ACTUAL MOUTH. INSCRIBING THEM ON MY ACTUAL TOMBSTONE. CRYING MYSELF TO MY ACTUAL DEATH.
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i’m not gonna point out the less than zero space between their stupid gazelle bodies. or liam’s huge hands laced together at harry’s narrow waist. i’m not gonna mention the contrast between harry’s megawatt popstar grin and liam’s ironic blue steel pout. don’t even bother glancing at their outfits-liam looking like he walked out of a frat house, harry looking like he’s about to go get a latte in soho. please, just-at least let me tell you how horrifically, tortuously married they look in this picture. you don’t have to let me do anything else besides that, i promise, i swear. i mean, i might wanna cry into your shoulder for a few hours, but you don’t have to let me. the carpet works fine for soaking up my tears, too.
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me first, liam.
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ha ha, it’s almost like liam has a habit of pulling harry’s lanky baby giraffe body all up into his own, or something. and also groping all up on his baby giraffe legs. how about that.
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bye i'm leaving.
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they sure do love their trends: wrapping harry up in tape, taking a nap on liam’s back, grabbing harry around the waist, private hugs, dickslapping, etc. one can only wonder what their private trends are like.
Are we all still alive? Excellent, cool, neat. Me neither. Let's go on to the second half, then.
Return of the Jokesters - Part 3b
Episode 2: The Pantser Strikes Back
Episode 3: Return of the Jokesters
The saga of two very awful boys in particular continues. Here's the thing. good luck. c u never.
Concerning concert/gig stuff
Exhibit A -- the love stairs
(x)
(x)
(x)
yeah he is.
(x)
CONSIDER US ALL BLESSED BY THE GODS OF KISSPERING
(x)
(x)
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Exhibit B -- General fucking around / idiocy / weird mating rituals
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they watch this shit all the time, don't they. they fucking make growly faces at one another and imitate all of the voices and roars and wrestle like lion cubs, and ooops there goes a tackle suspiciously similar to the one during can you feel the love tonight.
(x)
inside peek at their regular jam sessions. the feedback loop here makes me want to light myself on fire - the both of them playing off of one another without hesitating, getting increasingly amped up.
(x)
(x)
(x)
(x)
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it’s like you’re my mirror. etc.
(x)
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can you just imagine these two asshats trying to film a sex tape though. 99% sure harold would drop the camera on his foot and/or crotch at some point.
(x)
no but seriously have you read diana's sex tape fic yet whoops i accidentally linked it.
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if you think liam and harry wouldn't be able to pick each other's dicks out of a photographic line up i will literally eat this chair. 'hmm, nope, vein's in the wrong place on that one, innit.'
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yes please, harry, tell us more about what a reckless, brave, diving headlong into danger gryffindor liam payne is.
(x)
moment of silence for their watch the throne memories. here’s a mop for your tears.
(x)
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get the fuck out with the radiance of harry’s laughing-at-liam face. how are people supposed to be able to look at this without burning out their retinas. i don’t understand.
(x)
(x)
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that low muffled sobbing you hear in the far-off distance would be me.
(x)
stop talking into each other’s mouths.
(x)
(x)
they enjoy matching: ripped jeans, plaid, white tee, mutual lingering gaze.
(x)
Meet & Greet shenanigans
(x)
(x)
(x)
the way liam just sits on harry though. doesn’t even hesitate. ‘harry’s butt is a superior place to sit than the floor’ - that’s what liam’s brain did, just there. and the way harry takes it 137% in stride. least big of deals, being sat on. it’s almost like they have their giant dumb gumby bodies all over each other all the time, or something. and the way they both linger for like 1827381723 years? does it really take that long to scribble on a shoe, harold. ok. and then liam finishes up AND HE’S STILL JUST SITTING THERE. “YOU’RE QUITE COMFY, ACTUALLY” - ACTUAL WORDS SPOKEN OUT OF LIAM MONSTER PAYNE’S ACTUAL MOUTH. INSCRIBING THEM ON MY ACTUAL TOMBSTONE. CRYING MYSELF TO MY ACTUAL DEATH.
(x)
(x)
i’m not gonna point out the less than zero space between their stupid gazelle bodies. or liam’s huge hands laced together at harry’s narrow waist. i’m not gonna mention the contrast between harry’s megawatt popstar grin and liam’s ironic blue steel pout. don’t even bother glancing at their outfits-liam looking like he walked out of a frat house, harry looking like he’s about to go get a latte in soho. please, just-at least let me tell you how horrifically, tortuously married they look in this picture. you don’t have to let me do anything else besides that, i promise, i swear. i mean, i might wanna cry into your shoulder for a few hours, but you don’t have to let me. the carpet works fine for soaking up my tears, too.
(x)
me first, liam.
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ha ha, it’s almost like liam has a habit of pulling harry’s lanky baby giraffe body all up into his own, or something. and also groping all up on his baby giraffe legs. how about that.
(x)
(x)
(x)
(x)
(x)
bye i'm leaving.
(x)
they sure do love their trends: wrapping harry up in tape, taking a nap on liam’s back, grabbing harry around the waist, private hugs, dickslapping, etc. one can only wonder what their private trends are like.
Are we all still alive? Excellent, cool, neat. Me neither. Let's go on to the second half, then.
Return of the Jokesters - Part 3b