F*** My Life
http://www.fmylife.com/
The extra-short story is the format of the future. See some of the best examples of it here.
"Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it stuck mid-floor. Being supportive, I went to hug her and tell her we'll be OK. Today I also learned that my girlfriend is deathly claustrophobic and her predominant reaction is to vomit. In this case, all over me. We were stuck for 2 hours."
"Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the 'From' field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to 'drop to my knees and suck him when I get home.' And he plans to 'finish on my face.'"
(Special thanks to Sippy Bradshaw for the link.)
The extra-short story is the format of the future. See some of the best examples of it here.
"Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it stuck mid-floor. Being supportive, I went to hug her and tell her we'll be OK. Today I also learned that my girlfriend is deathly claustrophobic and her predominant reaction is to vomit. In this case, all over me. We were stuck for 2 hours."
"Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the 'From' field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to 'drop to my knees and suck him when I get home.' And he plans to 'finish on my face.'"
(Special thanks to Sippy Bradshaw for the link.)