To all you young liberals out there
Yeah, ok, Bush won. We can go home and cry, and call our country "retarded" to no end. But look on the bright side. We're guaranteed another four years of youthful discontent and disatisfaction with the status quo! I mean, if Kerry had won, whom would we rebel against? The Republican majority in the Senate? Either that, or we'd all just rebel against Kerry and become Republicans by the time 2008 rolled around. And who really wants to be a Republican at this age? True, we may be unhappy, but we have four more years of demonstration and left-wing political activism ahead of us. It's gonna be a blast!
(picks up a shotgun and fires a round into the air) Who's with me?!
(picks up a shotgun and fires a round into the air) Who's with me?!