If you like attractive men, blow jobs, and awesome writing, go read
this fic, entitled Wager, by my good friend
vamm_goda. It's 3100 words of perfection. Yes, it's hockey RPS, but the hockey part doesn't play into the fic beyond giving them amazing asses. It's Danny and it's Claude and it's awesome and it's perfect and go read it now, okay.
Now now now!