That bastard Phlegm
It's in my chest and in my sinuses, giving me a headache, a cough, a sore throat, sneezles, and a runny nose. Phucking Phlegm.
I sat at home today, and my beautiful bride took classic care of me; she picked up medicine and movies, and we sat around the house and drank tea while watching Desperate Housewives, which (to the horror of any straight male whom I hold as a friend) I really, really enjoy.
Then she went off shopping, and I went to a fiction writing workshop (quite helpful), and then watched Catwoman. Ugh. Poorly written, shoddily acted, badly directed, disappointingly lacking in sexy naked femaleness, and Halle Berry just doesn't hold a candle to Michelle Pfeiffer. 'Nuff said.
I sat at home today, and my beautiful bride took classic care of me; she picked up medicine and movies, and we sat around the house and drank tea while watching Desperate Housewives, which (to the horror of any straight male whom I hold as a friend) I really, really enjoy.
Then she went off shopping, and I went to a fiction writing workshop (quite helpful), and then watched Catwoman. Ugh. Poorly written, shoddily acted, badly directed, disappointingly lacking in sexy naked femaleness, and Halle Berry just doesn't hold a candle to Michelle Pfeiffer. 'Nuff said.