The Legend Legacy: 1.5
I'm back. Again. Ugh, and it took three words to get an Eminem song stuck in my head. What is my life.
Previously at the Legends, we welcomed the newest children a set of twin girls, Lyric and Lynna, who proved to be super adorable. Roman is the best son/brother/teenager that EA has ever seen, but unfortunately he's a bit of a sap when it comes to love, as his skanky girlfriend is taking him around the bend. Quill aged up into a child, and in other words a mini-Jude, and Flynn aged up into a teenager. Nara is also a child now, so we have that going on. Two teens, two children, two toddlers. I'm not sure how I feel about this.
Let's pick up where we left off, or somewhere along those lines. The never ending battle of chess.
Jude: After my LTW is over with, I never want to play chess again.
Well, all right my little flirty genius.
Jude: I MEAN IT.
...okay, damn. I was ju-
Jude: EVER.
Chess opponent: Just for that, I'm going to kick your ass, you little twerp.
Spoiler: He didn't.
NO ONE puts Baby in a corner CALLS JUDE A TWERP.
Jude got a free vacation for him and Story (THANKS GENERATIONS!). I felt confident of their trust in Roman to handle everything at home, so I said why not?
Story: Jude, I swear to God, if this is a scam I'm going to kick your ass...
If you haven't noticed, Jude is still making up for missing his own wedding.
But we're not bitter. No way.
So for Roman, Flynn, Quill, and Nara, things are pretty much all right. I mean, they're practically self-sufficient. They can take care of themselves and get to school on time and everything. However, there are twins in the house not so fortunate. They have to rely on the butler, whose name is Kesha, if you forgot. Which shouldn't be a problem- the butlers are supposed to be great with kids, right?
...wrong.
Where was Kesha, you wonder?
She eventually got up and fed the toddlers. At two in the afternoon. The poor twins were basically in the red by the time she got her stupid self up stairs, and Roman and Flynn were walking through the door and could have done it themselves. Butler fail.
Lyric: You just wait until Mother and Father get home...
Big brothers to the rescue! I'm not kidding, Roman and Flynn both rolled the wants to pick up Lyric and Lynna, respectively. It was super cute, and I've been waiting to put this picture up. HEE :3
After Quill and Nara got home, it was time to begin the night of birthdays, starting with the twins...unfortunately, Kesha stole the toddlers before Roman or Flynn could get to them. As she does.
Aaaaaaand...
Cute! Good job, Lyric, you're a virtuoso like your sister! I was hoping she'd be born with it, just for the lulz, but this is good too. Also, her hair finally looks like Jude's.
Lynna's turn!
I really like how different she and Lyric are already. LOL and I love her traits.
Quill's turn! He actually gets a cake this time.
Quill: This is an improvement...
Lyric: Are you kidding me.
Yeah, let's fix this.
...he looks like Harry Potter.
Get used to that stoic poker face. Quill refuses to break a smile for anything.
I also need to make a note: it was around this time that my game was glitching the hell out. I forgot if it was from a patch or what, but all of my CC refused to work. So for this update and the next update, all of my sims' hair and clothes will change slightly. Their headshots are what they end up with, though, so I decided to use them.
Nara: Goodnight big brother :3
Quill: My siblings are unnecessarily loving.
Unfortunately after sending the kids to bed, I realized none of them had done their homework. So they got up early the next morning to do it. Three teens and three kids all trying to cram their homework is not an easy task.
Lyric: At least we got to party.
After school, Flynn gets straight to work on skilling up.
Flynn: Have to... *pant*... look fit... *pant*... for the ladies... *GASP*
You do that, bb.
Quill attempts to skill up, as well. Please don't set anything on fire... I do NOT need a fire while your parents are gone.
Quill: This is glowing... I wonder what that means...
Poor Roman, he's in... shop club, I believe, and always gets home late after everyone else. So he does his homework by himself.
Roman: Marine Bio is not nearly as fun as watching Finding Nemo... Alice is crazy, why can't she just do her own homework? I'm not even IN this class...
Lynna's daredevil trait started early with her favorite yellow toy porsche. It's growing stronger.
Flynn: Dude, Lynna check out this racing game! It's got hookers in it!
Lynna: Can you run them over?!
omg, your parents need to get home NOW.
Where are the more responsible siblings?
Roman: Doing what you told me to do.
Don't you sass me, boy.
Roman: Well YOU asked the question.
You need to lay off the homework, Roman.
Roman: Alice needs these math problems done!
I can't talk to you when you're like this. It breaks my heart.
Nara: Why does he have to do Alice's homework? She can do it herself.
MTE, bb.
Nara: That just doesn't make sen-
Nara: What is this feeling?!
Oh, Nara- I forgot about your birthday! Damn it, why did your mother have to have you all like a day apart?
Nara: I think my face is stuck...
Not to worry, darling, I'm here to fix this... abomination.
....DAAAAAAMN!
Nara girl, you done GOOD. I'm not going to start spouting off whose facial features she has, I think she has a perfect mesh of her parents' genetics. Beautiful.
It was about this time that I got the pop up that Jude and Story were coming home.
Flynn: What th- WHERE DID YOU GUYS GO? ...I see how it is. Leave me to clean up your mess.
It's okay, bb. I know how you feel since I do it on a regular basis.
Flynn: Bastards.
Just clean the dishes.
Laundry was taking over the house. My regrets of getting the washing/dryer machines, let me give them all to you.
Jude: What an amazing vacation! Who knew that there were pygym gnomes in South America, right baby?
.........
Jude: ...Story?
...oh, Jude. First you forgot the wedding, and now you forget your bride.
Well... she took that rather nicely.
Story: Jude can waste our precious planet's resources and be a selfish, forgetful pig, but I'm going to chose the right way.
...yeah...you're not...bitter/passive-aggressive at all...
Story: Damn, this was easier when I was younger.
Story and Jude did not seem perturbed they had two more teenagers and no toddlers.
Flynn: So... what should I write for this next essay?
Jude: You should talk about the Bill of Wrongs.
Flynn: The "Bill of Wrongs"? I thought it was the Bill of Rights.
Jude: Oh sweet summer child... just write what I tell you.
Jude, you really are a genius.
And after their homework, this is how the teens de-stress! Well, three of them at least. Quill prefers trying to make potions. I TOLD YOU, HE IS HARRY POTTER.
When not making potions, though, he spends time exercising his eccentric trait.
He's pretty anti-social.
Except with Moon Boy. They're best friends.
If Moon Boy's name wasn't from Game of Thrones, this would creep me out a lot more than it does.
But he DOES like dumpster diving with Roman, both of them being eccentric and all.
Quill: Why would they get rid of this? It's a perfectly good dish! These silly muggles...
Roman: This is the densest trash pile I've ever seen :|
That's the least of your problems, tbh.
Story is taking FOREVER earning her LTW. Ugh, seriously. The pictures are pretty, though. And she's getting better!
When my game glitched, Kesha disappeared. Figures. Then this guy, Marvin, I think his name is, showed up. HE'S WEARING A MONOCLE. He is my favorite butler. He just needs a tophat.
With night vision.
Marvin also gets an A+ because he immediately zeroed in on repairing the broken dishwasher.
Good show, Marvin! You can stay.
Story, what are you doing?
Story: Looking for a studio apartment.
Wha-? Why!
Story: Because that was the last time Jude forgets me.
Oh get over yourself. It happens.
Jude: She's not REALLY kicking me out, is she?
No, not at all. But she IS looking for a new house!
Jude: ... really? :3
Yep, she sure is.
Flynn: Dude, Quill! Did you know we're moving? I just found ou-
Flynn: Quill? Why are you so scared? Need me to tell some girls off who are bullying you again?
Quill: ...no. Alice is here.
Flynn: Ugh, I hate her.
Quill: Yeah, well... I might have... accidentally told Roman...the truth about her.
Flynn: What, that she's just using him to cheat in school? Oh good, I thought I'd slip up.
Quill: We need to get out of here.
Flynn: At least we're moving.
Alice: ...what do you mean you're moving.
Flynn: .......
Alice: Oh, Flynn. All looks and no brains. That's why I'm dating your brother.
Roman: ..............hi Alice.
Alice: Roman, that came out wrong, I didn't mean-
Roman: Quill told me everything. Don't lie, Alice, I'm sick of it!
Roman: We're THROUGH! We're moving and I'm leaving you here to pick up the next sap to get you through highschool.
Alice: Roman-!
Roman: If you can manage to tear down all the flyers my brothers and I put up at school. Good luck with that.
Alice:...what a waste. Fine, I'm leaving.
Roman: So soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
I love Roman.
Thus ended the reign of Alice the Menace.
Jude: Come on, kids, let's go! The moving van's already gone, and we've got a long drive!
Yep, the Legends are moving!
All the kids got to the car with Story, except Roman and Flynn, who were dilly-dallying.
And then this happened.
Are you serious? They were standing ON THE SIDEWALK and they got arrested for being out past curfew.
Nothing like the cops showing up to arrest your first and second born to throw a monkey wrench in your moving plans.
Roman: How do we know she's not here about the flyers?
Flynn: I got this... just play it cool.
Next time: Roman and Flynn wrangle their way out of trouble, the Legends move out of Sunset Valley, and into a completely new house! But where are they moving, you ask? Stay tuned to find out!
Thanks for reading!
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